Funny thing heard from Tim Hoeksema

[SpiderMan]

the CEO of Midwest Express airlines, claimed he had a vision of Jesus Christ who told him to keep the two- across seating. Allegedly this happened as he was speaking at a religious service. No bs.

 

[DenverDude2002]

Now why cant other major airlines ceos have that happen to them to

 

[skyking1976]

I hope he has a vision about how to get pilot hiring on the rise!

 

[WrightAvia]

W.W.J.J.W.D?

Hahahahahahah...

http://www.rottencotton.com/shirts/black_pop/315_jj.gif

 

[Typhoon1244]

He just spoke at our graduation ceremony for the aviation department last month.

Jesus spoke at your graduation?

 

[sbav8r]

That's what he said. Chicaga even said, "he seems like a good guy."

I got ripped off. At ASU we just got a speech from the Dean, this guy gets the son of our Lord, Jesus Christ. WTF! Must be one of those rich private schools.

 

[empenage]

WrightAvia:

Your Avitar is giving me a vision......

 

[Mike LLC]

That Jesus is a good dude.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I hope FlyChicaga's department at least sprung for a hotel room...hate to think the guy got stuck in the stables again.

 

[Eagleflip]

So here I wuz, sitting in Long Beach, feeling all sorry for myself that I'm away from the family and such.

Then, I read this thread and started laughing so hard the folks in the hallway heard me...

 

[wil]

That sounds about right, nothing pisses J.C. off more than a center seat!!

 

[Snakum]

Yeah ... that Jesus is pretty effing cool. I mean, being the son of God and all, he could have flown around, wine'ing and dining hot Jewish chicks (this was before they discovered Miami), but he chose to layeth the smacketh down on the corrupt Jewish-Roman puppet government. And then, to top it all off, allowed a bunch of pinheads to nail his sorry ass to a cross as an Easter prank.

Whatta trooper!



Minh Thong, President - Buddhists For Jesus Association

BTW ... What did people say when they stubbed their toe in 2005 BCE?

 

[ilinipilot]

I dont think he is coming back again we have the "big guy" come and all we can serve is bland punch and stale cookies.

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