Funniest PA Announcements Given/heard...

[ils2minimums]

Michael Flatley would frown...

What happened to the river dance comment? What was it again?

During boarding about a year ago I was loading the FMS and not really paying attention to the Captain's pre-departure PA. He was a small guy and kinda reminded me of Tim Conway's portrayal of Mr. Tudball from the Carol Burnette show. He was droning on to the passengers about all of the regular boring things like the weather and the stuff they're not allowed to do, such as congregate in the aisles, use the lavs in another class of service, get up while the seatbelt sign is on, blah blah blah... at the conclusion of the 60-90 second PA he ends it in his monotone voice with: "and whatever you do, never, EVER Riverdance, it just looks horrible..."

I cracked up, and I still crack up to this day when I think about it.

 

[suupah]

"la ned neproiu ;ldfiun njkenr; nlejwrn"

the passenger behind replys..."what the hell did he just say"

 

[pilotguy733]

You must just be a sparkplug of fun to fly with........

No, I said buttplug. She's heinous. *lol*

 

[81Horse]

... "and whatever you do, never, EVER Riverdance, it just looks horrible..."

Bwahahahahahaha .... that's funny.

 

[XJohXJ]

These are all very entertaining, but is it just me or are they all rather unprofessional?

It's not a profession anymore.

 

[IdRtherBsailing]

From ORD to MKE,10 to 15 min flight. I always wanted to do this but now I pass this on to any Skywest pilot.

"Ladies and Gentleman we are at our cruising altitude so we are going to go ahead and turn off the seatbelt sign (ding)but ask that while your seated to please keep your seatbelt securely fastened." Immediately following. "And we are about 7min from landing in MKE so the seatbelt sign is coming back on(ding) so please make sure that your seatbelt is securely fastened for the remainder of the flight until we arrive at the gate and the sign is turned off..Flight Attendant prepare for landing".