Fractionals retirement plans

[vixin]

Wyatt,

I agree, that is why we get grease for crew meals. That way we will die before we reach 60/65. We will kill them with food. Thats the companies retirement plan.

 

[Galaxy]

My personal Fractional retirement plan...

When I was hired at one of the sweatshops in Ohio I knew life would be tough. I was willing to jump into this thing called fraction indentured servitude. When I watched some of my brothers who had a nice pension plan get merged then only to be bought back but into the "other" catagory on the P&L sheets. Those guys still don't have thier pensions back. I decided to take things into my own hands.
I call it FSLVRP!(Fractional Stock Locker Vending Retirement Plan)
I know it sounds like the latest Harley Davidson off the line but hear this- Its even better!
I have taken these wonderful fuel incentive cards I got and sold my old phone cards to tourists and put down payments on a few full size vending machines. I go into major businesses and tell them my poor sob story and even show them pictures of the creators of FOPA and the operations they had (spinal ectomy) (removal of the back bone)<-for you non medical folks-to make them feel sorry for me. Now evey time I go out on the road I stock up on all the latest items to fill my vending machines with thier wonder bounty! I use this change to put into an account for my retirement in the future and I also use it to pay my co-pays at the Dr's office. I am in the $$$$$$$ now. I like to think of it as 100% company vested pension plan.
Now go get off the computer and check your mailbox the NMB might have a letter in there for you.. Go Vote YES to IBT1108!
-for those of you reading this....if you think I am serious about this stuff..then I have a fractional airline to sell you cheap!