FO's complaining about Captains...

[sabreliner]

Hey! You guys be nice. You don't see me joking about beating up the FO's that I have to fly with. Sometimes, I feel like it is a good thing that I've kept my CFI current:

Watch your speed!
More power!
Kick it straight!
REF minus 10!
On the Center Line Please!
Altitude! (are you trying to get me busted?!?)
Lets pick the rate up so we make that restriction!
RUDDER TRIM!!!
Where are you going?!?
No, don't put the flaps up, PUT THE GEAR UP!!! (Yup, its true...)
Turn the yaw damp on!

Any others that I missed??

 

[falcondriver]

I would like to land on this end of the runway, please.
FD

 

[acaTerry]

EASY EASY!!! You're whiting us out! (Reverse in a snow covered runway)

You a$$hole! (to an FO who lands the plane better than you, all the time, and lets youhear about it!)

 

[Nindiri]

I'm such a good captain that my FOs never make mistakes.

 

[DoinTime]

The difference between an FO correcting the Captain and a Captain correcting an FO is that the FO is supposed to be learning, the Captain is supposed to know.

 

[exagony]

Sabreliner - are you bit@#ing about me again? I know I'm a dumba@# jahead, but the doctor said with time and proper medication ( I wonder what he meant by that by the way....) that I'll be okay. I'm telling you its the Prozac!!! Merry X-mas.

 

[Airpiraterob]

he heh

doctor says the FO's aren't good for my rage.

 

[Freight Dog]

"Should I ask the tower for the option?"

"Uhhhh... plan on configuring for landing?"

 

[Saabslime]

Floating...floating....floating..(trying to grease it on)

Would you like me to request lower!??

 

[skydiverdriver]

Of course, there is nothing wrong with a captain correcting an fo, or an fo giving suggestions to the captain. But, when the captain treats ALL fo's like the ones who need some "help," you are creating more problems than you are solving. Thanks for listening.