Forget Flying, Drive a Truck!

[Thug Life]

But I hear there's lots of 'action' in those sleepers aft of the helm....just what I heard.

Lizzard




AKA lot lizzard...


trucker term used on the CB meaning a prostitute that works usually in truckstops or rest areas
Any lot lizzards out here tonight? I gotta get la!d.

 

[Captain Morgan]

"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says..."

 

[Thug Life]

"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says..."

You mean the Pork Chop Express?

 

[mosyslack]

Are you nuts? Most of those guys have lost of experience and years driving trucks before they drive the ice roads. Plus, driving a truck in -20 temps or below doesn't sound fun to me when it breaks down... Or you get stuck... Or the ice cracks and doesn't carry it's weight... They commute a long way to drive the roads and aren't home for quite a while during the ice road season. You can go try, but I feel safer in a plane. The grass just looks greener on the other side, and money doesn't trump everything.

I forget that sarcasm doen't come thru too well in text. I was kidding. Money isn't everything...that's why I'm a pilot.

 

[Captain Morgan]

Hahaha, thats a good flick!

 

[Jack Mehoff]

"Hey Maverick you still have the number to that truck driving school?"

"what was it called......TruckMasters?"

 

[CopilotDoug]

Truckers have done a M-U-C-H better job of protecting their industry than airline pilots.

Yeah, but that's just because they're stupid and don't know any better.

 

[LAFrequentflyer]

1-800-447-7433

 

[capt. megadeth]

Imagine your Crew Scheduling being subject to JAIL TIME for pushing a crew to fly beyond FAR duty time limits.

I'd be all for this one.

 

[70-SS]

"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says..."

Have you paid your dues Jack. Yes sir. The check is in the mail.

 

[Thug Life]

Hahaha, thats a good flick!

Here you go!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utKqO0kdLqc&mode=related&search=

 

[Captain Morgan]

Hehe! "...it's all in the reflexes!" I just bought it from Best Buy for 6.99. What a steal and good on an F/O's salary.


CM

 

[Thug Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtXhHn6Yaqc&mode=related&search=


another good one CM

 

[Captain Morgan]

I never heard that song before. Pretty good. I always liked "On the Road Again." This here's a good one too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jvqPvDUEW8

It was an old movie about machines that come to life when a comet passes to close to the earth. It was called "Maximum Overdrive." Good stuff!

CM

 

[Thug Life]

I never heard that song before. Pretty good. I always liked "On the Road Again." This here's a good one too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jvqPvDUEW8

It was an old movie about machines that come to life when a comet passes to close to the earth. It was called "Maximum Overdrive." Good stuff!

CM

Maximum Overdrive. Is that when the trucks have a mind of there own. ACDC tunes right. Emilio is in I think.

 

[urflyingme?!]

Check is in the mail, that's my new quote

 

[Captain Morgan]

Yeah Thug, that's the one... It's a good ol' cheezy Steven King movie.

CM

 

[100fly]

That movie sucks.

 

[Captain Morgan]

Yeah, you suck 100fly, you suck the big pitot tube... haha!

 

[100fly]

I would, but it's too hot to suck on.