pilots-wife
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My brother is a pilot at Allegiant...and he thought this would be funny for the rest of the group...
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Atlanta responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago shut them all up when he said, "You're
all wrong. Airline Executives are the easiest to operate on.......there's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass
are interchangeable."
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Atlanta responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago shut them all up when he said, "You're
all wrong. Airline Executives are the easiest to operate on.......there's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass
are interchangeable."
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