fo needs advice

[TopGun-MAV]

i am a pungle jet fo for a large rj operator. yesterday i had an egg breakfast. i was flying with a seniour pilot and i accidently released one. he was not amused and was angry. it was extremely smelly. the fa said she smelled rotten eggs. for this the captain wrote me up. i fear for my job and don't now what to do.

maverick (jet fo)

 

[flyguy75000]

try taking beano, or dont eat eggs anymore if flying. or you can DENT DENY DENY.

 

[Dep676]

i am a pungle jet fo for a large rj operator. yesterday i had an egg breakfast. i was flying with a seniour pilot and i accidently released one. he was not amused and was angry. it was extremely smelly. the fa said she smelled rotten eggs. for this the captain wrote me up. i fear for my job and don't now what to do.

maverick (jet fo)

Tell the jerk off to take a flying leap of a bridge. Like he has never let one go before. Sounds to me he needs to have blanket party. Also if anyone in management takes this seriously. You don't need to be at a company like that. Next time warn him and tell to crab his mask for a bit.

 

[atrdriver]

I can't believe that a Captain would write someone up for passing gas, no matter how smelly it was. You CP should call him in a chew him out. And if I were you I would get a copy of the write up and frame it. If you want to really piss your Captain off, after the CP throws it out, ask him to autograph it before you frame it.

 

[Vik]

I can't believe you guys are replying to this.

 

[Ty Webb]

What next? A Chinaman that goes pee-pee in your Coke?

What are you, about twelve? Get off this board before we tell your parents.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

I think your arse chute is just a little loose from all those PFT bend over's!!

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[SlamClicker]

I side with the captain. I have this friend that farts anytime or anwhere, just for the hell of it. He makes a special effort to fart and then he laughs like a jackass eating sawbriar like it's funny or something. Makes me so mad I could fight. Farting is not funny nor is burping.

TopGun, if you farted and then laughed I don't blame the captain a bit. Grow up man! Your in an airplane. Excuse yourself to the lav next time or better yet step outside before you fart.

 

[88_MALIBU]

This made my night!!


LMAO!!!!

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

is this a bit?

 

[dojetdriver]

I side with the captain. I have this friend that farts anytime or anwhere, just for the hell of it. He makes a special effort to fart and then he laughs like a jackass eating sawbriar like it's funny or something. Makes me so mad I could fight. Farting is not funny nor is burping.

TopGun, if you farted and then laughed I don't blame the captain a bit. Grow up man! Your in an airplane. Excuse yourself to the lav next time or better yet step outside before you fart.

I take it by your reply as well as your user-name, YOU are probably one of the uptight, no-nonsense, never hangs out with the crew types, eh?

 

[FlyChicaga]

I don't know what's more entertaining... the original post of the serious replies that followed!! ROFLMAO!

 

[TopGun-MAV]

i was not telling the whole story. I did laugh and was proud of my smells. one of them you could hear in a jungle jet cockpit. i was proud at the time but i regret it now. the jumpseater was revolted by it too.

maverick (jet fo)

 

[banned username 2]

i was not telling the whole story. I did laugh and was proud of my smells. one of them you could hear in a jungle jet cockpit. i was proud at the time but i regret it now. the jumpseater was revolted by it too.

maverick (jet fo)

(Blue) Flame Bait...

 

[labbats]

I don't know what's more entertaining... the original post of the serious replies that followed!! ROFLMAO!

yepper

 

[sqwkvfr]

i fear for my job and don't now what to do.

Next time you see the captain in question, walk up to him with a big smile on your face and punch him in the kisser.

Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore!" like physical violence.

Then, if you get paraded in front of the muckety-mucks, repeat said action as necessary....continue this behavior until they back off.

Trust me.

 

[Captn]

I too have has the misfortune of flying with an F/O that could not retain control of his faculties. I had no choice but to fill out a irregular ops report on him. I hated to do this, but it had to be done. Today this former F/O (who by the way, was one of the best I had ever flown with) dumps lav carts for a "Major" carrier. Some people just need to find themselves....

 

[cezzna]

This is the best thread ever, never laughed so hard!!!

 

[Swede]

The B767-300 forward lav is unfortunately positioned very close to the CP. Even worse, there's something in the airflow that drags the stench forward. Early morning flights are the worst. Every fat pig is unloading 2 weeks of cruise-ship food, one after another.

The ONLY benefit of this setup is when you absolutely, positively need to sneak one free, you can always say "What the heck was Boeing thinking when they designed the lav and the airflow in this thing?!"

Even worse - relief pilot on a loooooonnnnnggggg haul all-nighter. Sitting back in 1C, trying to read, drink a coke, basically chilling. 90% of the people are asleep, and as everyone knows, one cannot control your slugs when asleep. Depending upon what was for dinner, putrid and rancid comes to mind describing the air in a cabin full of sleepers.

 

[400A]

Roflmao

I side with the captain. I have this friend that farts anytime or anwhere, just for the hell of it. He makes a special effort to fart and then he laughs like a jackass eating sawbriar like it's funny or something. Makes me so mad I could fight. Farting is not funny nor is burping.

TopGun, if you farted and then laughed I don't blame the captain a bit. Grow up man! Your in an airplane. Excuse yourself to the lav next time or better yet step outside before you fart.

UHHH!!!! management pay negotiator?????

I would like to personaly sit on your face and play the "FART GAME"

Chill out dude!!!