Flight attendants, good idea, or bad idea.

[ohplease!]

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[A-Track]

Just remember swimming in the company pool can be a bad idea. And remember if you do go for a dip, don't forget to bring a towel.

 

[FORESTGUMP]

really bad idea....remember, its all fun & games 'til they start stalkin' you.

 

[airplane wizard]

Good idea for you...bad idea for her

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Lemme tell ya something, I became involved with a Comair flight attendant and that chick is crazy!! Aside from screwing everyone but me on her overnights has I later found out, We met before I got into the industry, then she tried to ruin my career before I ever got to a regional. I'm at one now. We are separated, heading for divorce, and this chick pretends she is so demure and loving, but tried to have me "taken care of" by telling her family I was trying to kill her and her family and beating her, mercilessly. For your own sakes, stay away from anyone with the initials D. L. W. J. and the employee number of 165__ last numbers are odd, not greater than 80 but more than 1.

I say never get involved with a flight attendant, I did and boy I am sorry. For all this trouble, I could go out and buy a blow up doll!!

Ouch, that sounds like a real bummer man! He|| for all that trouble you could just go out and order a real-doll...

 

[Axel]

You'll be working without a net. Caution advised.

 

[Caveman]

The problem with this question of the ages is that there is usually only two possible outcomes. It doesn't matter if it's a sportfcuk or a relationship, it will either turn out really, really bad or it will turn out pretty good. So the question really is: "Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?"

 

[machaf]

Would like to hear some stories, like me when two met in the crew room... Oops!

Ever listen to Tom Leykis?

If you give a damn about your career, you'll never date/sex/marry/ect within the workplace.

 

[JettBoii]

No offense to those that have been lucky by finding/dating and marrying a great FA but do yourself a favor and find a nice church girl that is financially independent and psychologically stable.

One of the most gorgeous women I have ever met is an ASA F/A. I went out with her one evening and 15 minutes into the conversation I realized there is a reason she is 35 and unmarried. She needed a bite block with a low dose of electricity followed by a padded white room and a therapist.

 

[Windsor]

There is the age old saying "Dont Sh!t where you eat!" if your gunna go dickie dunkin, make sure she works for another airline.

 

[olympus593]

No offense to those that have been lucky by finding/dating and marrying a great FA but do yourself a favor and find a nice church girl that is financially independent and psychologically stable.

One of the most gorgeous women I have ever met is an ASA F/A. I went out with her one evening and 15 minutes into the conversation I realized there is a reason she is 35 and unmarried. She needed a bite block with a low dose of electricity followed by a padded white room and a therapist.

Yeah most of the hot one are pretty F UP ( same can be said for chick pilot ) but that shouldn't stop you from hitting it. it can be fun on those long RON however like somebody said you will be working without a safety net.

 

[FlySacto]

No offense to those that have been lucky by finding/dating and marrying a great FA but do yourself a favor and find a nice church girl that is financially independent and psychologically stable.

One of the most gorgeous women I have ever met is an ASA F/A. I went out with her one evening and 15 minutes into the conversation I realized there is a reason she is 35 and unmarried. She needed a bite block with a low dose of electricity followed by a padded white room and a therapist.

So....did you hit it?

 

[XPOO]

Just remember, if you work your game and tap it in one night, just think of all the other pilots, rampers and dispatchers that have swimming in that pool as well.

 

[WalterSobchak]

Just remember, if you work your game and tap it in one night, just think of all the other pilots, rampers and dispatchers that have swimming in that pool as well.

Why do I get the feeling that was directed towards me...lol.

I've never met a hot F/A that wasn't a complete psychopath...yet I keep coming back for more. I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

 

[A-Track]

If she's hot, who cares if she's psycho. Thats what duct tape is for, just gag her and bag her. Ooh yeah gigitty gigitty

 

[John Pennekamp]

No offense to those that have been lucky by finding/dating and marrying a great FA but do yourself a favor and find a nice church girl that is financially independent and psychologically stable.

One of the most gorgeous women I have ever met is an ASA F/A. I went out with her one evening and 15 minutes into the conversation I realized there is a reason she is 35 and unmarried. She needed a bite block with a low dose of electricity followed by a padded white room and a therapist.

Traci Trainwreck?

 

[olympus593]

Tag and release...

 

[XPOO]

Just hope that the F/O wasn't in it 30 minutes prior.

 

[on autopilot]

I've heard of stories like that.

 

[John Pennekamp]

So these two fleas meet in Orlando every year. One year one of them shows up shivering cold. The other flea says "what happened to you"? He says "I rode all the way down from New York on a biker's beard". The other flea says, "no, here's what you do next year. Go to JFK and climb up the skirt of a Delta Flight Attendant. You'll be nice and warm all the way to Orlando". So next year, the fleas meet again, and again the other flea is shivering. The one says to the other "I thought you were going to ride down on a Delta Flight Attendant"? The first flea says, "I did exactly what you told me. I climbed up her skirt and found a nice warm place and fell asleep. Then before I knew it, I was riding down the highway in the beard of a biker".