FedEx's insistance on being on the Major's board

[fr8doggie]

We need to create a Lieutenant Colonels board for FedEx!

TonyC: I never made it past E-1 (there's a story here). Can I still get on the board?

 

[seefive]

LMAO ..........klhoard!!!

 

[say again]

By far one of the most useful and informative 4 pages of information that I have had the pleasure of reading on Flightinfo.

Fedex Cargo/Major issue: Check
Eating M&M's off the floor: Check
Gay Pirates: Check
The Wiggles: Check
Cutting a hole in a Fedex Courier Pack for the purpose of fellatio: Check
Potatoe/Potato: Check

What else do we need to cover?

This is the knowledge that will get you through life!! I wonder if I could get my MBA??? On-line testing to test my wealth of knowledge I've gained..

 

[English]

By far one of the most useful and informative 4 pages of information that I have had the pleasure of reading on Flightinfo.

Cutting a hole in a Fedex Courier Pack for the purpose of fellatio: Check


What else do we need to cover?

Wait, I missed something???

Where is it? (inquiring minds want to know...)

 

[semperfido]

My favorite story was when jumping on AirTran and a very pretty, very friendly, very proud of her company FA mentioned to me (after hearing I worked for FedEx)

"..you know, a lot of our guys got their start in cargo..."

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....your making me horny with talk like that.

corp type pilots have heard stuff like this for a looooong time ...like the only real pilots fly for the big 6 or is it three now

 

[TonyC]

TonyC: I never made it past E-1 (there's a story here). Can I still get on the board?

Shhhhhhh... just walk on in and act like you know what you're doing. Nobody will even notice.







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