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The DOT classifies airlines as "major" based on revenue. Fedex IS a major airline, just not a major passenger airline.


But who cares? Send us to the cargo board. Won't change the facts. I am "used to it, matey" flying the boxes and being in carg, that is. (Is there a pirate airline out there?? Arrrrr...) Best part about my job is getting up and using the bathroom any time I want, without calling 2 flight attendants to help.

Oh, and about the M&M... the 3 second rule does apply, but you can start counting your 3 seconds any time you like. So dig in!
 
I think they call this mental masturbation!! Feathersword, you limp wristed, pickle pushin, wally floggin, bishop beatin, monkey spankin, jack offin peckerwood.
 
primma donna's and "giant" industry whores!! Shiver me timbers!!

It is not that the conavir is taking revnue, but it is taking a city that a FedEx airplane should be flying in!! Me wouldn't want the dutch navy to run on british shipping lines nomatter how small they are!!

Me may be ozzie you scallywag, but me serves in her majesty's navy!!

I have it from a good authority that all FedEx pilots are homosexuals anyway!! Wait until management relizes you are overpaid, and you loose wages like the rest of the industry!!

Go back to the "O" club and shiver eachothers timbers!!
 
This is all a mute argument. After all, none of the FedEx pilots can read, write, or do arithmetic. That is why our management has to draw us pretty pictures for all our negotiation proposals. So, if there is a message board with crayons please point me, and all my fellow FedEx pilots, in that direction.
 
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Feathersword said:
Ay matie, but Dan Quale said it was spelled that way!!

George W. Bush honks on bobo!!
You mean Vice President Quayle, with a "y"?


Interesting reading:

[font=VERDANA, ARIAL, HELVETICA][size=+2]That Stupid Potato(e)[/size][/font]

[font=VERDANA, ARIAL, HELVETICA][size=-1]By Carolyn Gargaro
Rightgrrl Co-Founder
February 19, 1999


Well, Dan Quayle recently announced that he his going to run for President. You know what that means...

Potato(e) comments. Everyone remembers that little incident, right? Dan Quayle was at the Luis Munoz Rivera School in Trenton, New Jersey. He participated in a spelling bee by asking students to spell words on the blackboard, based on some flash cards he had been given. One of the flash cards had the word "potatoe" on it. The student spelled the word correctly, then, with a little urging from Dan Quayle, the student added an "e". Everyone applauded - and the media went crazy, claiming that, "Dan Quayle can't spell potato!"

I hear the people again already. "WHAT? Dan Quayle? President? Why, he can't even spell potato!" I have already received emails and guestbook entries to that effect because of a page on my site featuring photos from one of Dan Quayle's books signings, which I attended.

Well, here's what I have to say to those people!!

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Ok, I have more than that to say, actually. I realize that this issue is a bit old and very trivial. However, due to the comments I have received about this incident, and the additional ones I am sure will pop up in the future, I thought this would be an appropriate time to set the record straight.

First, why has no one pointed out that Dan Quayle was given a card with an error on it? Who created a flash card with a misspelled word? Rather than focusing on the fact that children are being taught spelling with flash cards with misspellings, people focus on the fact that Dan Quayle didn't point out this error.

Second, Dan Quayle had asked if the cards had been checked, and he was assured that yes, the cards had been checked for errors. So - who are the people who checked the cards and missed this error? So now we have the person/people who created the cards as well as the people who checked the cards, who missed the spelling error.

Third, when Dan Quayle came upon the famous "potatoe" card, he paused and showed the card to other people, and they nodded and agreed that the card was correct! So now we have the person/people who created the cards, the people who checked the cards, and the people around Dan Quayle at the time - all who missed the spelling error.

Fourth, after the student had paused, and Dan Quayle said "almost" or something to that effect, the student added the "e" to the end of the word potato. Everyone then applauded immediately! There was no silence or puzzled looks from the onlookers as they pondered why the student added an "e" to the end of the word. So now we have the person/people who created the cards, the people who checked the cards, the people around Dan Quayle, as well as the onlookers at the time - all who missed the spelling error. In light of this, I really have to wonder why Dan Quayle's failure to question the teacher in the middle of a media event regarding the spelling on a flash card became a national incident? If we are to chide Dan Quayle for this "spelling error" then we should also make fun of all the people I mentioned above who also failed to point out the error!

In addition, how many people have been writing something, and they spell out a word and it doesn't look right? You know how to spell the word but for some reason it just doesn't look right that particular time. Now, imagine you are given a flash card at a school, one in a stack you have been assured has been checked. You come to a word that looks like it is misspelled. Would you question the teacher in front of the class and the media, or would you say to yourself "Hmmm...this doesn't look quite right, but it must be - after all these cards have been checked" and just assume it is one of "those times" when a word just doesn't look quite right? I bet if we examined all the other politicians we could find times when they spelled words wrong, yet people are still harping on this old "potato(e)" incident. Are people that desperate for comebacks that they have to dig this up? Is this the best thing people can come up with? In the age of "let's just move on" it seems as if people can't move on regarding certain issues, especially ones that have to do with a potatoe... I mean potato.

Some people also seem to reach the conclusion that this incident somehow indicates a lack of intelligence on Dan Quayle's part. Well, I do hope that they hold other Vice-Presidents to the same standards. VP's such as - hmmmm...Al Gore? :-) [/size][/font]
 
Here's my guess--

a FedEx guy/gal? trying to stir the proverbial pot after the disgusting management offer...
Los1
 
Feathersword said:
Why does FedEx insist on being put in the "majors" board??

Just like me harties, have they forgot where they came from and what they do?? You fly CARGO maties, get use to it!!

If you wanted to fly for a textbook "major", they why didn't you go to a legacy carrier??

Oh, that's right, your military buddies got you the job there!!

That's how I got in Her Majesty's Navy, so I can't talk!!


You know, "Pirates of the Carribean 2" coming out soon, and part 1 is on DVD.....you should talk about that....on a different forum!!!!:rolleyes:
 
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Feathersword:
FedEx's insistance on being on the Major's board
TRY "insistence" dope. Hard to do the whole clever gay pirate wordplay game when you spell like a 5th grader.
Oh yeh, and if you need to wish your mom a Happy Mother's Day you can IM me. I got that Ho over here right now. Got her up doing the dishes now, she just finished cleaning my pipes and shivering me timber. She ain't much to look at so I wrapped that ugly mug of hers up in a Fedex Courier Pak envelope and cut a hole in it for her mouth. She likes to whine about her worthless son so I have a purple and orange rubber ball I plug her pie hole with when I'm not plugging it myself. I have her in a purple thong, not bad, but that nasty camel toe is hanging out either side. She told me to say Hello to you and I can tell she does love you. She has that "Feathersword" tattoo on the small of her back and I'm doing my best to keep it moisturized for her. STFU Loser.
 
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By far one of the most useful and informative 4 pages of information that I have had the pleasure of reading on Flightinfo.

Fedex Cargo/Major issue: Check
Eating M&M's off the floor: Check
Gay Pirates: Check
The Wiggles: Check
Cutting a hole in a Fedex Courier Pack for the purpose of fellatio: Check
Potatoe/Potato: Check

What else do we need to cover?
 
Hey Pirate, I'll write you an on-line rec.

Oh wait, I didn't fly with you on active duty.

Yes, the current FedEx hiring policy favors military pilots. The odds of a military guy knowing 3 current FDX pilots is greater than a civilian guy. The point: So what? Last time I checked, military pilots were pretty well trained. Good luck at your next interview.
 
er, I thought the term "major" had to do with how much $$$ a particular company makes... but hey, maybe I'm wrong...
 
I recently flew with this military guy who got upset over the fact that i used a pen with blue ink. I told him that you are not in the military any more and his facial expression was hilarious.

I wouldnt make a general statement that military pilots are better trained more than i would say that civilian pilots have better crm. I met some good pilots and some idiots, they were from all walks of life. Some pilots were engineers and doctors before and some chose to go to the military, it doesnt mean that one is more educated than the other. I went to stanford and had a choice between stanford and couple military schools. I chose stanford because at that time it was the best choice for me.

So what i am saying is get off your high horse and stop wearing your uniform to the local pub.
 
Omigod! I go on a trip, get back, and this thing is still alive??? Die, die!!


And we added the mil vs civilian argument to it, too?

Sigh.

Oh, and I didn't know the pirate thing was a gay thing too, unless you meant butt pirate. Arrrr.....
 
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I'm thinking the original poster of this thread may be on to something. (NO, not ON something, on TO something.) FedEx does not belong on the Majors board any longer. We need to create a Lieutenant Colonels board for FedEx!




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(For you Navy boys, that's O-4 and O-5, respectively. :D)




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Feathersword said:
Why does FedEx insist on being put in the "majors" board??

Just like me harties, have they forgot where they came from and what they do?? You fly CARGO maties, get use to it!!

If you wanted to fly for a textbook "major", they why didn't you go to a legacy carrier??

Oh, that's right, your military buddies got you the job there!!

That's how I got in Her Majesty's Navy, so I can't talk!!

"Just like me harties, have they forgot where they came from and what they do?? You fly CARGO maties, get use to it!!"
I fly cargo for the other color up the road. One of these days when I get some more heavy-jet international experience, maybe I can be a commercial pilot somewhere.

But in the meantime, I guess I'll have to settle for only $100K a year as a box hauler, with a decent raise each year, I'll just have to get used to my paycheck always hitting the bank on time everytime. The thought of my fully-funded pension and 401K will take some getting used to, as well as not paying very much when I see a doctor or get a prescription filled. And I hope we get some more big airplanes, it's sad when I point to an MD-11 and people ask me when I'll be flying something bigger.
 
Clyde said:
"Just like me harties, have they forgot where they came from and what they do?? You fly CARGO maties, get use to it!!"
I fly cargo for the other color up the road. One of these days when I get some more heavy-jet international experience, maybe I can be a commercial pilot somewhere.

But in the meantime, I guess I'll have to settle for only $100K a year as a box hauler, with a decent raise each year, I'll just have to get used to my paycheck always hitting the bank on time everytime. The thought of my fully-funded pension and 401K will take some getting used to, as well as not paying very much when I see a doctor or get a prescription filled. And I hope we get some more big airplanes, it's sad when I point to an MD-11 and people ask me when I'll be flying something bigger.


Just admit it Monkey boy, you are sick and tired of when you jumpseat on an "airliner", the pilots asking you if you have your app in with them!
 
My favorite story was when jumping on AirTran and a very pretty, very friendly, very proud of her company FA mentioned to me (after hearing I worked for FedEx)

"..you know, a lot of our guys got their start in cargo..."

Now...I LOVE AirTran, and I thought it was cool this gal was A) very proud of her company and B) trying to give me some encouragement to move on to a better job...

I thought about going into a diatribe about pay, benefits, and "setting her straight" for .01 seconds then just smiled and said "thank you" and mentioned how nice everyone was at Citrus.
 
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"You guys can just pretend I'm a box. . . .", she says. . .
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