Fed Ex plane grounded, again

[TonyC]

Why does FEDEX appear on the 'Major' board? I've never figured that one.

Pay attention, oh bitter one.

I've answered this question before.


FedEx has to use the Majors board because there is no separate board for GLOBAL AIRLINES. We have to tolerate the company of the likes of you lowlife Majors, but such is life.



Go get an ice cream cone from Mickey D's and lighten up, Francis.



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[Stifler's Mom]

FedEx has to use the Majors board because their is no separate board for GLOBAL AIRLINES. We have to tolerate the company of the likes of you lowlife Majors, but such is life.

Doh!!!!!!!!!

 

[xdrvr]

The same reason Southwest flys into gas stations?

Ha that was funny! touche

 

[semperfido]

Does someone with anything useful to say have information about the incident?

Not really but..

probably not wearing his issue glasses!

http://www.kilobravo.com/galleries/fedex/crewmembers/imagepages/pat-m_glasses_030826_01.htm

 

[FedEx1]

So... anyone else think Crashpad and Taz must be the same person? How come these guys dont complain when Allegiant makes the Majors board? (No offense A- pilots... just using you for an example.)

Besides, the guy posted it on the Cargo Board, too.

Man, maybe someday I can work for a Major....

 

[RP 04]

Does someone with anything useful to say have information about the incident?

At least it wasn't a hull loss...

 

[Hefe]

Somebody just got a BVR B*$#h slap!

 

[sandman2122]

Heard this in the crewroom:

No matter how many accidents we have in our checkered past - one thing's for certain: You can't kill a FedEx pilot!

 

[FN FAL]

In-between the two mishaps, seven Fed Ex planes successfully flew in and out of the Rochester Airport.

7 out of 9 aint so bad...I don't know why you guys have to focus on the negative.

Heck, I bet if there was turd in a bucket of grits you guys wouldn't notice the grits.

 

[PHXFLYR]

The same reason Southwest flys into gas stations?

OUCH!!!!!



PHXFLYR

 

[Redmeat]

The same reason Southwest flys into gas stations?

At least Southwest has an excuse, they're going way too fast all the time (approach and taxi).

It seems FedEx balls em' up even on stabilized approaches (and taxiing).

 

[inthewind]

Not really but..

probably not wearing his issue glasses!

http://www.kilobravo.com/galleries/fedex/crewmembers/imagepages/pat-m_glasses_030826_01.htm

Hey, I have a pair of those same glasses! Should I be offended? LMAO
My pax get a kick out of them when I where them.

 

[Rook]

Heard this in the crewroom:

No matter how many accidents we have in our checkered past - one thing's for certain: You can't kill a FedEx pilot!

Which is why I want to work there so bad. You guys are Aviation's equivalent of the chosen people. Lead us regional pukes to the promised land.

 

[Redmeat]

Which is why I want to work there so bad. You guys are Aviation's equivalent of the chosen people. Lead us regional pukes to the promised land.

C'mon Rook,

How are you gonna work the grave-yard shift for the next 10 years?

No flight attendants bringin the coffee, (and the peanuts ). I give you a week as a freight doggy.

 

[Rook]

C'mon Rook,

How are you gonna work the grave-yard shift for the next 10 years?

No flight attendants bringin the coffee, (and the peanuts ). I give you a week as a freight doggy.

Did it already bro. Only with a pager surgically attached to my hip.