Feces in hotel rooms

[skypine69]

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed. I asked the frontdesk to let the housekeepers know that they should flush the toilet as part of their cleaning duties. i should of taken a picture of this thing....huge i tell ya, huge!

 

[JPAustin]

Found poop in my bed in PHL. That seemed to be the cleanest thing about PHL.

Heh Heh... poop.

 

[JPAustin]

Corporal Klinger

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed. I asked the frontdesk to let the housekeepers know that they should flush the toilet as part of their cleaning duties. i should of taken a picture of this thing....huge i tell ya, huge!

"Hey Hal! Come and take a look at this TURD! It looks just like Klinger from MASH!"

-Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal

 

[SEVEN]

uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

[Papa Woody]

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed. I asked the frontdesk to let the housekeepers know that they should flush the toilet as part of their cleaning duties. i should of taken a picture of this thing....huge i tell ya, huge!

That's because turds are hygroscopic.

They swell in water.

Started out as a turdlet and grew into a hairy steamer.

 

[Hugh Johnson]

I didn't need the hairy steamer mental picture, thanks.

 

[14RF SUX]

Did it look like a corn-backed trout?

 

[skypine69]

i'm hungry.

 

[flyboyzz1]

My bathroom in Indy had blood stains on the floor and areas where the wallpaper had been cut from the wall. Could only guess they had blood on them as well. Tried goin to sleep but kept on thinking about the poor fool who was shot in my bathroom...got a new room

 

[Flyer1015]

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed. I asked the frontdesk to let the housekeepers know that they should flush the toilet as part of their cleaning duties. i should of taken a picture of this thing....huge i tell ya, huge!

I have a feeling you'll like this website...

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

uke:

 

[Baze]

Flyer1015 beat me to it.

Speaking of poo, it's not necessarily limited to your hotel room.

Anyone ever heard of the "Candlewood Crapper"?

 

[MALSR]

One little trick one of our F/A taught me a while ago.. take the plastic ice bag and stick the TV remote in it. One small tactic in the fight against poop and jizz..

Brilliant

 

[7dustfan]

I grab about 6 sterile wipes before I get off the plane on my overnight...use them to wipe hotel room TV remote, phone, etc....

 

[belchfire]

I remember a time after a few beers and some loaded chile nachos that I woke myself up farting in RDU...damn good thing that the window was open on that lovely spring night or I would have gassed myself-my buttcheeks had windburn!

Having shared that and in full knowedge that I am probably in a room that has been shared by some other disgusting crewmember and their prostitute you just have to accept that if there aren't too many pubes stuck to whatever you touch you might be safe!

 

[AGuyThatFlys]

Flyer1015 beat me to it.

Speaking of poo, it's not necessarily limited to your hotel room.

Anyone ever heard of the "Candlewood Crapper"?

Baze, I was waiting for someone to mention the "Candlewood Crapper"!!

Heard of him?! I was in the Candlewood the night of the incident. I talked to the people who found the "remains." The Crapper was a new-hire (Brasilia) in the class ahead of me. Dave F. called him into his office and fired him.

So, you spend your off time finding sites like www.ratemypoo.com?