Favorite snack foods during cruise?

[TDTURBO]

Tabasco SlimJims!

 

[FOAgain]

Amazing...

I can't believe the huge numbers of pilots I see who look to be fit and in good shape. The way we eat, you'd think we'd be a bunch of fat a$$es. And not to mention the problems that arise after eating spicy beef jerky and drinking gallons of Dew.

Anyone have any stories about these?

I flew with a captain who had the bladder of an infant and refused to take "the walk of shame" on the ERJ. He would tell me to slam my bottle of water so he could "use" it. He would then get out of his seat, move it all the way up, and wizz in the bottle with one hand while looking through the peep hole, and holding the door handle with the other hand. I haven't flown with him since the katy bars were installed, but I bet he's loving them