I have a summer weight loss program - its called "MEL'd vapor cycle air conditioning".TAPERED?! What the He!! is that?
Yeah, I could wear tapered shirts, too--in High School!
P.S.--Keep drinking that Woodford and you'll be in 17 1/2's in no time.
I might have made a comment similar to this twenty or so years ago. Seems pretty arrogant but maybe that is how I was back in the day when I had the world by the tail; kicking arse and taking names. You go grasshopper ackattacker. Now where did that bag of Doritos go?those of us who are not morbidly obese and like a shirt that doesn't look like a spare parachute.