FAA head DUI

[Whataburger]

Tried and true method not to have this problem.

ie.

Back truck in since you know it's easier to drive forward than in reverse.

Insert a tape or CD with calming music.

Enter local establishment that serves adult beverages.

Leave local establishment where you have been overserved.

Pull out of parking lot.

Place right hand at top of steering wheel (12 o'clock postion.)

With your hand on the steering wheel, put your pointer finger up and you pinky finger up (like a "hook 'em horns" sign.

Place centerline of road under pointer finger, place road edge sripe under pinky. Keep them there.

Speed consideration - Usually at 45mph the centerline stripes pass you at a rate that is the same speed of "Duke of Earl." ie. say over and over - duke, duke, duke, duke of earl, earl, earl.

All the way home -- Hook 'em horns and Duke of Earl.

When you get home celebrate beating the law once more with a tall glass of your favorite adult beverage and a smoke.
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[The Prussian]

^^^^^^:laugh:^^^^^:laugh:^^^^^^

That's what he was doing, but unfortunately, the happless Administrator is left handed!...

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[Whataburger]

^^^^^^:laugh:^^^^^:laugh:^^^^^^

That's what he was doing, but unfortunately, the happless Administrator is left handed!...

:beer:

LOL. That explains it.

 

[densoo]

He resigned today.

 

[rudder]

Randy is either an alcoholic and therefore suffers from a disease and needs professional help, or he made a serious error in judgement involving drinking and driving and got caught. In either case it renders him unsuitable to remain in his current position.

His father would not be proud and he knows it. He could have made a big difference in a system that is in serious need of change. Now he will be a spectator. What a waste.

 

[inline]

Besides all that, what was Obama thinking when he offered him the job in the first place. Was he not aware of his previous history...you know,...airline pilot and all??....GOSH!!!...:cartman:

You're right, he actually had a JOB BEFORE! All of barry Hussein's other cabinet officials are all leftwing kooks from academia

 

[ultrarunner]

Randy certainly didn't help himself out at all when the following morning he crewed a FAA aircraft and while on that trip, his boss found out about the previous nights arrest from a PRESS RELEASE!

Ouch!