FAA Considering Passenger Ban

[CA1900]

I think we finally have a viable solution to the security issues:

"WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to address "the number-one threat to airline security," the Federal Aviation Administration announced Monday that it will consider banning passengers on all domestic and international commercial flights."

Read up on it here:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3838/faa_passenger_ban.html

(And consider the source. )

 

[mckpickle]

AHHHH life would be so much easier. I've always said they are only back there to support my aviation hobby.

 

[chawbein]

Eso muy divertido!!

 

[Publishers]

naked

While I had been a proponent of making everyone fly naked, this new plan does have the benefit of eliminating those nasty body cavity searches.

It also will soon take care of the scope and other issues that we find so much fun to debate. PFT--- no longer an issue. Flight attendants claiming they are there for safety issues, I don't think so.

Regionals will no doubt fight over the right to feed the non traffic to the majors anyway. Essential Air Service, are you kidding?

A plan for the aircraft that the freight companies cannot use, well does anyone have the number of Coors.