FA Problems?....help needed.

[mrnolmts]

Fatties are like scooters... They are fun to ride.. Untill your friends see you on one.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[capt. megadeth]

Lately, i have attempted to change my ways and be honest to my wife. I have done everything possible to be faithful and i just get the urge to meet new people or hook up with the flight attendants. I have even tried locking my self up in the room and not to come out.

My question is that i know i have messed up and am very depressed on my cheating ways. I am putting myself through counselling. Lately, i have told the flight attendants that i saw in the past that i am no longer interested and we should stay friends. These same FA have told me that they dont care that i am married and what happens on lay overs stays on lay overs. I know that i am venting but does any one else have experienced the same thing as me and what was the outcome?

Again, i made numerous mistakes and am changing my life for the better. I have been depressed about it and would do anything to change my ways.

thank you for listening.

I have been cheated on and it is the most terrible feeling on earth. I will say that you are pathetic. You are lucky your wife is staying with you because after what I went through with my ex, if I found out my current fiancee cheated on me ONCE, not only would I pull a Lorena Bobbitt on his peeter, but I would drop him like a hotcake in 2 seconds. One mistake is one thing but 10 a year???? You are a sad pup. I hope it shrivels off from the clap. Do your wife a favor and divorce her so she can find a real man. "I'm changing my life for the better"....PLEASE YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN AND HUSBAND!

 

[blueridge71]

It's very simple. Don't put yourself into a situation where you will be tempted. If that means slam-clicking and eating alone, then so be it. Develop a love of reading or some other hobby that you can indulge alone in your hotel room.

Otherwise you set yourself up for a sexual harassment suit or losing your family.

 

[flatspin7]

There is an easy solution to your sleeping around on overnights... I am kind of suprised that no one has said anything about it yet....

Move to your base and Bid daytrips... If you bid day trips there are no overnight to get laid upon.

 

[IdRtherBsailing]

What you should really do is beat off as soon as you get to your hotel room. Take the ammo out of your weapon.

 

[twinbeech]

Nah, you should really just quit the airline job and go fly freight. Takes away the temptation on your part, (no F/A to bang) and all interest on the part of the ladies. (So when are you like, going to fly commercial?)

 

[bailout]

I wish I had your problem!

 

[pilotmyf]

I am running into problems with flight attendants that i have put myself into. This is not to be flame bait but it is a serious question.

I am married but have had numerous sexual encounters with flight attendants. When i say numerous i am talking about 10 per year. This also does not include the females i meet in overnight at the hotel bar and i even met some in the elevators on the way to my room. I am not the best looking guy but average looking. The girls that i have had encounters with are pretty good looking and some are mormon and married.

Lately, i have attempted to change my ways and be honest to my wife. I have done everything possible to be faithful and i just get the urge to meet new people or hook up with the flight attendants. I have even tried locking my self up in the room and not to come out.

My question is that i know i have messed up and am very depressed on my cheating ways. I am putting myself through counselling. Lately, i have told the flight attendants that i saw in the past that i am no longer interested and we should stay friends. These same FA have told me that they dont care that i am married and what happens on lay overs stays on lay overs. I know that i am venting but does any one else have experienced the same thing as me and what was the outcome?

Again, i made numerous mistakes and am changing my life for the better. I have been depressed about it and would do anything to change my ways.

thank you for listening.

You should check out this guys other posts,
What a tool!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[temcgrew]

am running into problems with flight attendants that i have put myself into. This is not to be flame bait but it is a serious question.

The girls that i have had encounters with are pretty good looking and some are mormon and married.

This is pure flame bait.

 

[Kip Dynomite]

Intertaining posts. If you're for real you got a couple options:

1) Cut off your tackel by striking them with a heavy sharp tool. Then hang them in an obvious place where the FAs can see them. No tackel, no more problem. I hear some cronic rapist perfer this to prison.

If the above fails...

2) Sharpen a pencil and fall on it.

I know it must be hard being a women lust receptacle, but please try and leave the ladies for single guys like myself.

 

[IdRtherBsailing]

I read on one of your posts that you are of Islamic faith. If thats true then "Insha Ala" you will stop cheating. (Arabic for "if god wills it")

If alot of people you fly with are mormon and your flight attendants are doable then you must be with sky west. Come over to Air Wisky you won't have that problem. We could have reverse discrimination lawsuits here. If you Know what that means.

 

[Lollie]

Man I'm happy to have the husband I do right now. Even if he can get on my nerves...and likes to flamebait.

 

[dollacrackho]

i have a similar problem i live next to a farm and am really attracted to sheep. i try to ignore them but the come up to the fence and "baaaa baaa" and i get so turned on. i dont want to cheat on my wife but there is nothing like good sheep poontang. i've talked to my captains about it but they offer no help. just yesterday i got involved in a sheep three way and i feel so guilty . my wife knows something is up she walked in on me pleasuring myself to livestock illustrated the other day. please can anyone help me i'm out of control!!!! i've even begun cross dressing as a sheep. help me lord!!!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Definitely a made up thread, HOWEVER off the charts on the entertainment scale.

 

[Capt.LongThrust]

Just keep in mind what an old captain once told me. " You can boink the older ones but be careful with the younger ones......they will call your house."

 

[Lear70]

What you should really do is beat off as soon as you get to your hotel room. Take the ammo out of your weapon.

That's pretty sad... one session and you've taken out the ammo?

Jeez, you need to work on your reloading skills...

Just keep in mind what an old captain once told me. " You can boink the older ones but be careful with the younger ones......they will call your house."

That's exactly right.

Lots of opportunities to hook up in the airline business. The ONLY thing that's kept me straight is the hell I'd put my family through. I don't want my children growing up in a broken home, NO amount of p*ssy is worth that.

Besides that, who the hell was it that posted the sex addict website??!! Like it's a BAD thing to be a sex addict. Jeez, what's the world coming to?

That said, I agree... this is pure flamebait. But good flamebait.

 

[ASARJMan]

What about you female pilots, how do you get laid on overnights? Do you hit on your other pilot if a male? The male F/a? Male passengers? Doorman at the hotel? Other female crewmembers? Who who who??? Shoot, make something good up to entertain us!

 

[Lear70]

What about you female pilots, how do you get laid on overnights? Do you hit on your other pilot if a male? The male F/a? Male passengers? Doorman at the hotel? Other female crewmembers? Who who who??? Shoot, make something good up to entertain us!

You know, I always wondered about that. There have GOT to be some sex-addicted female pilots out there (PCL had about half a dozen really HOT chick pilots)...

 

["TheBigPicture"]

This is by far one of the best threads I have read in a long time....Total BS from the beginning, I can't believe some people actually responded seriously....kept me laughing the whole time....oh wait tell us how sorry you are again...haha

 

[Sig]

This is by far one of the best threads I have read in a long time....Total BS from the beginning, I can't believe some people actually responded seriously....kept me laughing the whole time....oh wait tell us how sorry you are again...haha

No kidding, dang it. The hook left a sore, but its healing nicely!!

THE greatest piece of advice though is anyone who bangs a flight attendant is too lazy to jerk off.