FA Problems?....help needed.

[Sig]

I have spoken to many captains about this and in no way am i proud of this.

Ahh, bullsheeyot. So danged ashamed you're being coquettish on an internet forum, yet contrite enough to garner sympathy.

Turn the tables: I'm stuffing your wife with grade-A haggis and she's just torn up (heh) about it. So torn up, on your way out the door this morning she decided on telling her srapbooking hens tomorrow about tonight's encounter, and hopes you call at the regular time so you don't interrupt.

It's cheaper to keep her, but you're pretty lousy. Hurt much? It should. How could you possibly explain how she got the Herp? Or why should you get peeved if she, for some crazy karma induced turn of events, decides to confess to you that she's been getting poked by yours truly for the past x months?

Can the "I'm just devastated" claptrap for church! Average looking with below average character. It's one phone call away: I'm banging the FA. Gotta go! Sorry!

Man up, quit living in a fantasy land, or get the big D... like the one your wife is getting while you're shaggin' some pig so fat your ears pop when you get on her.

 

[gearjockey]

Its nothing to be proud about. I am more ashamed then anything. In the beginning of my post, i mentioned that i am average looking. I am dark skinned and many of the readers of this forum know who i am. I have spoken to many captains about this and in no way am i proud of this



Judging from your description, you must be D'angelo in which case you have way more to worry about than sexual indiscretions. I'll bet that guy was voted most likely to be killed by his own troops in skool. However, if you're being truthful, we're all here to help! In the old pre-internet days, you'd never get this much advice.

 

[Axel]

Your guilt and remorse don't change the fact that you have committed the worst kind of treason.

I have no sympathy for you. I have sympathy for your wife. Soon to be ex-wife.

 

[GeneralAv]

I can only hope this guy is married to Lollie.
http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=75912

 

[Axel]

Your guilt and remorse don't change the fact that you have committed the worst kind of treason.

I have no sympathy for you. I have sympathy for your wife. Soon to be ex-wife.

Follow up:

I just got back from Juvenile Court for my kid's speeding ticket. The case that preceeded his was a preliminary hearing with a pair of soon-to-be-exes trading restraining orders and duking it out over who gets the house and car. Oh, and the kids; let's not forget them.

Hope those irresistable FA's were worth it. I rather doubt they were worth it to your wife and/or kids.

 

[Soverytired]

Here here!

Your guilt and remorse don't change the fact that you have committed the worst kind of treason.

I have no sympathy for you. I have sympathy for your wife. Soon to be ex-wife.

IF this original post is legit, I totally agree.

This guy is a scumbag of the worst order.

 

[Guitar Guy]

VMT - do you have an ATP yet? If not, will you hold off getting one until you meet the requirement of 61.153(c)?

 

[Captain X]

That's why Flight Attendants are different than lightbulbs. You can unscrew a light bulb.

I thought the saying was "that's why FAs are different than washing machines....you can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't start stalking you afterwards."

 

[buckdanny]

What's the difference between a washing machine and a flight attendent?

The washing machine doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks after you drop your load in it!

Buck

 

[flyboydk]

How are a flight attendant and dog cr*p alike?



The older they get, the easier they are to pick up....

 

[mrnolmts]

Fatties are like scooters... They are fun to ride.. Untill your friends see you on one.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[capt. megadeth]

Lately, i have attempted to change my ways and be honest to my wife. I have done everything possible to be faithful and i just get the urge to meet new people or hook up with the flight attendants. I have even tried locking my self up in the room and not to come out.

My question is that i know i have messed up and am very depressed on my cheating ways. I am putting myself through counselling. Lately, i have told the flight attendants that i saw in the past that i am no longer interested and we should stay friends. These same FA have told me that they dont care that i am married and what happens on lay overs stays on lay overs. I know that i am venting but does any one else have experienced the same thing as me and what was the outcome?

Again, i made numerous mistakes and am changing my life for the better. I have been depressed about it and would do anything to change my ways.

thank you for listening.

I have been cheated on and it is the most terrible feeling on earth. I will say that you are pathetic. You are lucky your wife is staying with you because after what I went through with my ex, if I found out my current fiancee cheated on me ONCE, not only would I pull a Lorena Bobbitt on his peeter, but I would drop him like a hotcake in 2 seconds. One mistake is one thing but 10 a year???? You are a sad pup. I hope it shrivels off from the clap. Do your wife a favor and divorce her so she can find a real man. "I'm changing my life for the better"....PLEASE YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN AND HUSBAND!

 

[blueridge71]

It's very simple. Don't put yourself into a situation where you will be tempted. If that means slam-clicking and eating alone, then so be it. Develop a love of reading or some other hobby that you can indulge alone in your hotel room.

Otherwise you set yourself up for a sexual harassment suit or losing your family.

 

[flatspin7]

There is an easy solution to your sleeping around on overnights... I am kind of suprised that no one has said anything about it yet....

Move to your base and Bid daytrips... If you bid day trips there are no overnight to get laid upon.

 

[IdRtherBsailing]

What you should really do is beat off as soon as you get to your hotel room. Take the ammo out of your weapon.