FA Problems?....help needed.

[Captzaahlie]

It happens. There was a crew at Comair that while they were at cruise, were sexing it up, how that happens in a CRJ I don't know, must of had her bent over the comm console, they would have gotten away with it but the F.A. wondered why they didn't answer her dings, so placing an ear on the "COCKpit" door, well...........(cue 1970's porn music)

One time I was jumpseating on USAIR Express (Republic) there was this redhead that was very, very hot, in more ways than one. While at cruise, she was reading this book, one of those romance novels I think, puts both her legs up on the foot rest, and her hands were doing things that most people do on thier own time, anyway a conversation about pleasing oneself ensued between her and the Captain, she was very open about how she viewed it.

After the flight, I really needed a shower, a cold, cold shower.

A new definition of "Greasing one on"! :laugh:

 

[pdub20s]

How does a black man like yourself get through security with all the bling you must wear and a flight bag full of Courvoisier for the ladies?

I should be offended but that shyt is funny:beer:

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Stop it man , I'm getting aroused :blush:!

Do you write steam love novels on your time off? (no offense meant)
Thank God some girls don't know how hot they really are and the fact that a lot of females are more into emotions than looks......

There's just something about blonde chicks that pull my chocks!


As for the next part:

A man falls in love with his eyes; a woman - her ears.


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[Goose Egg]

So why did you read it??

I'm still asking myself that question.

-Goose

 

[Raoul Duke]

so how many of these guys were you with? And were you the pitcher or cather.

 

[on autopilot]

so how many of these guys were you with? And were you the pitcher or cather.

What's a cather? This is for you my friend...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2iLAI0gUW0

We never start a sentence with, well let him explain it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo

 

[doh]

"Cather" is probably a typo. I'm going to give him a break because I have a wireless keyboard that is prone to strange behavior. "Loose", "your" and "there" however, are not typos! These are indicative of the 6th grade edjeekashun of our modern day Jethro.

 

[XPOO]

Believe me, your wives aren't dumb. They are most likely ordering the pizza with extra anchovies on your RONs.

 

[Abernathy]

Jeez this guy is full of it. You think your wife doesn't know?

"I'm so freaking cool I get Mormon girls to give it all up for me. HELP!"

toolshed.

But more importantly....there's regionals with hot FAs? If you want to stop, come to my airline. It's like a condom for your sex drive.

 

[sunlitpath]

You just might be a Homosexual