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Papa Woody

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1) a) No regional pilot may affix an aircraft type sticker to his flight bag unless he has accumulated at least 0.5 hrs as a required crew member in that type.

b) Section 1 "a)" notwithstanding, this includes those silly cartooney-type smiley-faced Boeing stickers designed for 8-year-olds.
 
I rode in the jumpseat of an Airbus. Can I have an Airbus sticker since I was an "additional crew member?" And I really, really like the 757, can I have a 757 sticker?
 
And anyone who is told by another poster that he's an idiot may respond to said post with "your [sic] a tool".
 
And anyone who feels obligated to point out spelling and grammar errors should be reminded that this is an on-line pilot forum and not an essay contest.
 
Flyerdan said:
And anyone who feels obligated to point out spelling and grammar errors should be reminded that this is an on-line pilot forum and not an essay contest.
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NEVER start a sentence with the word "and". :)
 
Section 2.
No crewmember shall wear his/her airline i.d. while non-reving in street clothes

Section 3.
No crewmember shall wear his/her sunglasses inside the terminal

Section 4.
No crewmember will be allowed to wear the lanyard of the code share partner, and any ALPA lanyard must be at least two inches thick. Teamsters lanyards are not to be worn.

Section 5.
Any hair gel used must be used in a manner to make a "tip" at the front of the hair, which may or may not be frosted.
 
How about no longer allowed to say "I just spit my beer on the screen". That just says your the nerd in your crashpad that no one talks to, and you come on here to feel cool and act like you drink.

2. No longer recognize Mesa pilots

3. Learn aviation history before you post on here, will help you look smart.

4. According to this board every pilot is a scab, learn what a scab is. Although I think the people that use the term wrong are the same ones I reference in point 1.

5. If you have a myspace page take your man card and burn it. Plus stop flying and go be a FLT. ATT
 
All crew must check to make sure all pax are off the plane before shutting down and locking it!!! MESA crews must double check.:laugh:
 
samballs said:
5. If you have a myspace page take your man card and burn it. Plus stop flying and go be a FLT. ATT
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Amendment 5a. And if, on your MySpace page you have a photograph of the airplane/cockpit you fly with a caption that reads 'My New Office' or something similar, kill yourself immediately.
 
tscarecrow said:
Amendment 5a. And if, on your MySpace page you have a photograph of the airplane/cockpit you fly with a caption that reads 'My New Office' or something similar, kill yourself immediately.
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5.b. OR if said myspace page also has your months flight schedule on it, punch your self right in the nutz
 
Jack Mehoff said:
5.b. OR if said myspace page also has your months flight schedule on it, punch your self right in the nutz
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As the Flu has been kicking my AS$ since noon on the 31st, I hate to ruin my week anymore but I have to ask, people do not really do this, do they, I know homo pilots like to brag they fly for a regional but please tell me no one gets that bad, and if so lets start posting their pages on here. In the mean while I will just to assume it is every CHQ and Mesa pilot so for now on expect a gut shot if I see you CHQ and Mesa.
 
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samballs said:
As the Flu has been kicking my AS$ since noon on the 31st, I hate to ruin my week anymore but I have to ask, people do not really do this, do they, I know homo pilots like to brag they fly for a regional but please tell me no one gets that bad, and if so lets start posting their pages on here.
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Does this really bother you that much?? Hopefully its the flu talking!!!!:beer:
 
Regional pilots may not have the words "fly" "fly boy" "flyer" "pilot" or "heyeveryoneiflyplanes" in their email address'.
 
Do such said items pertaining to myspace carry over to facebook? I have seen way to many facebook pages that list new offce or has airline scheds on there.
 
say again said:
Does this really bother you that much?? Hopefully its the flu talking!!!!:beer:
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Clearly, this guy has a myspace/facebook page with an 'office' photo and/or schedule posted. You sir, must commit hara-kiri.

Queerbait.
 
samballs said:
As the Flu has been kicking my AS$ since noon on the 31st, I hate to ruin my week anymore but I have to ask, people do not really do this, do they, I know homo pilots like to brag they fly for a regional but please tell me no one gets that bad, and if so lets start posting their pages on here. In the mean while I will just to assume it is every CHQ and Mesa pilot so for now on expect a gut shot if I see you CHQ and Mesa.
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I can tell you I know 2 pilots that post their monthly schedule on their myspace. So yeah they are out there. I have taunted them but they say its important
 
Additionally, a regional pilot, or any pilot for that matter, dare not have a photo of themselves for their Flight Info avatar. Any violator of this absolute rule who displays an avatar of themselves...IN UNIFORM...will be hunted down by the man police, deballed, and force fed their nuts.
 
Redan said:
Additionally, a regional pilot, or any pilot for that matter, dare not have a photo of themselves for their Flight Info avatar. Any violator of this absolute rule who displays an avatar of themselves...IN UNIFORM...will be hunted down by the man police, deballed, and force fed their nuts.
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...cough...instructordude...cough....

:D
 
All pilots shall immediately enact the new "narrower stance" when using the restrooms at MSP. Futhermore, keeping ones hands inside their stall at all times shall be akin to the aforementioned rule.

It has also been deemed appropriate to give a swift kick to the ballzak of the pilot whom further exasterbated the public's image of the airline industry by doing that stupid iPod commercial. Repeat until you achieve the desired results.

You have the right to no longer drink any beverage from the glassware found in any hotel/motel.

Both sides of the fence are allowed to freely consume their own flavor of Kool-Aid. Sipping from each other's flavors is strictly prohibited and will not be tolerated.

All pilots shall be referred to in one of three acceptable manners. Either by their screen name, their initials, or their kick-@ss FI nickname, i.e. Uncle Rico.

And finally, if all else fails, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you type, can and will be used against you in a signature line on someone's profile. You have the right to reregister. If you can not afford the $10 fee to register a new screen name one will not be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as I have written them?
 
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samballs said:
How about no longer allowed to say "I just spit my beer on the screen".
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And don't forget "I just threw up in my mouth a little" as well........
 
Is "my double mocha latte soy frappuccino" acceptable?
 

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