F.I. Regional Pilot Bill of Rights

[Papa Woody]

1) a) No regional pilot may affix an aircraft type sticker to his flight bag unless he has accumulated at least 0.5 hrs as a required crew member in that type.

b) Section 1 "a)" notwithstanding, this includes those silly cartooney-type smiley-faced Boeing stickers designed for 8-year-olds.

 

[DrewBlows]

I rode in the jumpseat of an Airbus. Can I have an Airbus sticker since I was an "additional crew member?" And I really, really like the 757, can I have a 757 sticker?

 

[John Pennekamp]

And anyone who is told by another poster that he's an idiot may respond to said post with "your [sic] a tool".

 

[Flyerdan]

And anyone who feels obligated to point out spelling and grammar errors should be reminded that this is an on-line pilot forum and not an essay contest.

 

[FlyFastLiveSlow]

And anyone who feels obligated to point out spelling and grammar errors should be reminded that this is an on-line pilot forum and not an essay contest.

NEVER start a sentence with the word "and".

 

[generaltso]

Section 2.
No crewmember shall wear his/her airline i.d. while non-reving in street clothes

Section 3.
No crewmember shall wear his/her sunglasses inside the terminal

Section 4.
No crewmember will be allowed to wear the lanyard of the code share partner, and any ALPA lanyard must be at least two inches thick. Teamsters lanyards are not to be worn.

Section 5.
Any hair gel used must be used in a manner to make a "tip" at the front of the hair, which may or may not be frosted.

 

[samballs]

How about no longer allowed to say "I just spit my beer on the screen". That just says your the nerd in your crashpad that no one talks to, and you come on here to feel cool and act like you drink.

2. No longer recognize Mesa pilots

3. Learn aviation history before you post on here, will help you look smart.

4. According to this board every pilot is a scab, learn what a scab is. Although I think the people that use the term wrong are the same ones I reference in point 1.

5. If you have a myspace page take your man card and burn it. Plus stop flying and go be a FLT. ATT

 

[say again]

All crew must check to make sure all pax are off the plane before shutting down and locking it!!! MESA crews must double check.:laugh:

 

[tscarecrow]

5. If you have a myspace page take your man card and burn it. Plus stop flying and go be a FLT. ATT

Amendment 5a. And if, on your MySpace page you have a photograph of the airplane/cockpit you fly with a caption that reads 'My New Office' or something similar, kill yourself immediately.

 

[samballs]

Amendment 5a. And if, on your MySpace page you have a photograph of the airplane/cockpit you fly with a caption that reads 'My New Office' or something similar, kill yourself immediately.

I second this motion

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Amendment 5a. And if, on your MySpace page you have a photograph of the airplane/cockpit you fly with a caption that reads 'My New Office' or something similar, kill yourself immediately.

5.b. OR if said myspace page also has your months flight schedule on it, punch your self right in the nutz

 

[samballs]

5.b. OR if said myspace page also has your months flight schedule on it, punch your self right in the nutz

As the Flu has been kicking my AS$ since noon on the 31st, I hate to ruin my week anymore but I have to ask, people do not really do this, do they, I know homo pilots like to brag they fly for a regional but please tell me no one gets that bad, and if so lets start posting their pages on here. In the mean while I will just to assume it is every CHQ and Mesa pilot so for now on expect a gut shot if I see you CHQ and Mesa.

 

[say again]

As the Flu has been kicking my AS$ since noon on the 31st, I hate to ruin my week anymore but I have to ask, people do not really do this, do they, I know homo pilots like to brag they fly for a regional but please tell me no one gets that bad, and if so lets start posting their pages on here.

Does this really bother you that much?? Hopefully its the flu talking!!!!:beer:

 

[samballs]

Does this really bother you that much?? Hopefully its the flu talking!!!!:beer:

Yes, yes it does

 

[say again]

Yes, yes it does

Haha, admitting is the first step on a long road to recovery!!!!

 

[suupah]

Regional pilots may not have the words "fly" "fly boy" "flyer" "pilot" or "heyeveryoneiflyplanes" in their email address'.

 

[QuasarZ]

Do such said items pertaining to myspace carry over to facebook? I have seen way to many facebook pages that list new offce or has airline scheds on there.

 

[samballs]

Regional pilots may not have the words "fly" "fly boy" "flyer" "pilot" or "heyeveryoneiflyplanes" in their email address'.

CVG parking lot has plates reading "RJPILOT"

 

[jws717]

CVG parking lot has plates reading "RJPILOT"

I just saw the EMB PLT plate in the DCA parking lot.

 

[CA1900]

Of course, the one next to it said "FUD STMP"...