F-22 guys.....

[insomniac99]

truck nutz

 

[Oh-ryan]

It's where the pilot stores his purse, GARB, fanny pack and extra ascots for deployments.

 

[JungleJett]

I actually hear it is like one of the electric fences for dogs...it zaps you if you take the airplane anywhere near combat.

 

[LearLove]

OK I'll jump in:

1. device that tricks F22 into thinking it is always on east coast time so computers don't shut down

2. external pod to carry circular saw to cut out pilot when canopy malfunctions

 

[SIG600]

That was funny.

 

[NewmanF16]

That's where you put the stick in to wind it up.

 

[DaveGriffin]

Sensor w/sat modem that dials Gen. Corley's Blackberry to notify him if any F-22 gets below 35K ft.

 

[Dizel8]

Remote control receiver!

 

[JungleJett]

actually it is the middle finger to all the underfunded programs.

 

[hobbsmeter]

It's a chemtrail dispersal pod.

 

[CAP10B]

A change purse containing funding for the new tanker.

 

[lowtimedriver]

It is the 5 million dollar stall warning horn.

 

[DaveGriffin]

Little Debbie Snack Cake dispenser for P-3 inflight resupply.