Extra300's mother revokes computer privileges; sends him to therapist!

[Ty Webb]

Teenangst, NJ- (UPI)

The mother of Extra300S, a fourteen year-old boy who had been annoying internet message board users ever since school ended this year, has revoked his computer privileges and ordered him to begin twice-weekly therapy sessions, it was reported today by the head of the local branch of P-FLAG, which stands for Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.

"We apologize to the all of the people that our son has offended", said the boy's mother. "Between his bedwetting problem and his Internet bragging, well, it's been a very difficult time for us. Just the amount of mailings we get from all of the personal ads he ran in the gay magazines without our knowlege has been difficult, not to mention the fact that he had set up all sorts of e-mail accounts on our credit cards".

The boy's mother indicated he would be severely restricted for the rest of the summer, up to and including barring him from any more chat-room activities.

 

[General Lee]

I have just figured something out---you guys don't like each other. Thank gawd Ty is one of my friends on this board, right? (right??) (please...right?)


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

which camp is Extra in?

the bible thumpers or the cool-aid drinkers?

 

[FLB717]

SMACK!...Ty, dang that was funny, you are creative who would have thunk?.

Hey General you back from the EU? Thought you had been taken by the taliban or something.

 

[rightrudder]

Teenangst, NJ- (UPI)

The mother of Extra300S, a fourteen year-old boy who had been annoying internet message board users ever since school ended this year, has revoked his computer privileges and ordered him to begin twice-weekly therapy sessions, it was reported today by the head of the local branch of P-FLAG, which stands for Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.

"We apologize to the all of the people that our son has offended", said the boy's mother. "Between his bedwetting problem and his Internet bragging, well, it's been a very difficult time for us. Just the amount of mailings we get from all of the personal ads he ran in the gay magazines without our knowlege has been difficult, not to mention the fact that he had set up all sorts of e-mail accounts on our credit cards".

The boy's mother indicated he would be severely restricted for the rest of the summer, up to and including barring him from any more chat-room activities.

Looks like the real 14 year old has just identified himself.

Yep, you certainly are mature Ty.

 

[Ty Webb]

Looks like the real 14 year old has just identified himself.

Yep, you certainly are mature Ty.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[General Lee]

FLB717,


I was taken by the Taliban, but after talking with them for an hour---they got sooo bored they threw me out! All I kept talking about was Song, Comair vs Delta, and how Airtran lacked enough terminal gates at ATL to be competitive! Why is that sooo boring?

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[crashpad]

I just had a very tough week. I'm tired, hungry and need something to put a smile on my face. Yep, that did it! I think Ty reminds us all, from time to time, it's ok to not take eachother or ourselves too seriously.

 

[Ty Webb]

Thanks!

You're right . . . It's just a joke.

I was told a long time ago to "take your responsibility seriously, but don't take yourself too seriously".

I like to have a good laugh. If we weren't talking about people's careers, it would be really funny . . . . perhaps then, we would all be able to laugh.

TW

 

[skykid]

Wait till Extra sees this, its on now. I like Ty a lot better when he is the clock face guy. I never liked harry guy, is that Frank Zappa?

 

[Ty Webb]

Wait till Extra sees this, its on now. I like Ty a lot better when he is the clock face guy. I never liked harry guy, is that Frank Zappa?

Yup.

The "Clock Face" is Salvador Dali.

 

[FLB717]

WTF is Frank Zappa?

 

[mdf]

I think he invented some kind of glue. Or was it glue sniffing. Anyway, just wanted to keep this post at the top so Extra see's it.

 

[TonyC]

WTF is Frank Zappa?

Why, he was Moon Unit and Dweezil's Daddy, silly.

 

[1-tacan-rule]

ty...what!...no "not that there's anything wrong with that" quote from extras momma?

 

[Extra300S]

Yawn..............