ATLANTA, GA (Dow Jones News Service): Atlanta-based start up charter airline operator, tittyjet (NASDAQ: tit), just announced that it is beginning to accept applications for its first cadre of trolley-dollies. In a move that is sure to bring not only publicity for the small B-757 operator, but some scrutiny, as well, the CEO has mandated that all applications must include an ass shot photo.
The above is one of many that have been pouring in, as furloughed flight attrndants from other carriers, with no hope of being recalled in the near future, look forward to getting back to the skies, pouring diet cokes for the boys up front (with plenty of ice, thank you) and performing great oral sex on overnights (with no teeth, thank you).