Embry-Riddle to purchase Comair

[wmuflyguy]

Heard from a guy, that knows a guy, that goes to Riddle that, they are going to buy Comair and run their own airline that will exclusively hire ERAU grads directly into the left seat(He said they were applying for a waiver to wave the ATP requirments).
:smash:

 

[Metro752]

cool beans, i had a guy i went to high school tell me I was jealous of him going to riddle cuz he has a 98% job placement after graduating from Ridleys. Looks like he was right!!

 

[Mav204]

guess that the Riddle virtual airlines training will finally pay off for them!!!!

 

[BenderGonzales]

How would anyone be able to tell the difference?

They already have 500 hour wondersticks from Comair Academy flying there.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Yeah but ERAU has to jack up the tuition another 15% to support the sale.

From a related news item:

"According to Raul McFluffy, Lord High Commander of ERAUs Flight Program, the tuition increase would not have a detrimental effect on enrollment. "We will be assisting our students by teaching them to better utilize Ebay and bake sales to convert their assets into tuition dollars," McFluffy said in a recent interview. "We also plan on eliminating actual aircraft from the curiculum to further enhance out economic synergies... I mean come on, if a Boeing captain's first trip on line is the first time he has flown the actual airplane, why can't our students recieve high quality trianing using only state-of-the-art Frasca flight simulators?"

When asked about a rumored new diversity based tuition assistance program for female students, McFluffy declined to comment, saying he was late for an appointment at The Pink Pony."

 

[urflyingme?!]

NEWS FLASH!!

ERAU PREZ TO RUN WORLD
-- Precision Flying Team To Lead Secret Police
The whole world celebrated today as our Eartly superiors and high commanders, the staff of Embry-Riddle, will now run the world. Be advised, any citizen not wearing their ERAU flying jacket or popping their collars will be forced to pay ERAU tuition...

 

[gkrangers]

NEWS FLASH!!

ERAU PREZ TO RUN WORLD
-- Precision Flying Team To Lead Secret Police
The whole world celebrated today as our Eartly superiors and high commanders, the staff of Embry-Riddle, will now run the world. Be advised, any citizen not wearing their ERAU flying jacket or popping their collars will be forced to pay ERAU tuition...

You are confusing ER with Mesa.

 

[NoR * CaL]

not really....

 

[Bandit60]

Heard from a guy, that knows a guy, that goes to Riddle that, they are going to buy Comair and run their own airline that will exclusively hire ERAU grads directly into the left seat(He said they were applying for a waiver to wave the ATP requirments).
:smash:

I cant wait until someone files a discrimination claim with EEOC when they wont hire anyone that hasn't been to ERAU

 

[airforceusaf]

Yeah but ERAU has to jack up the tuition another 15% to support the sale.

From a related news item:

"According to Raul McFluffy, Lord High Commander of ERAUs Flight Program, the tuition increase would not have a detrimental effect on enrollment. "We will be assisting our students by teaching them to better utilize Ebay and bake sales to convert their assets into tuition dollars," McFluffy said in a recent interview. "We also plan on eliminating actual aircraft from the curiculum to further enhance out economic synergies... I mean come on, if a Boeing captain's first trip on line is the first time he has flown the actual airplane, why can't our students recieve high quality trianing using only state-of-the-art Frasca flight simulators?"

When asked about a rumored new diversity based tuition assistance program for female students, McFluffy declined to comment, saying he was late for an appointment at The Pink Pony."

Yeeeea biatches im goin there in june and ill be doin great after im out sweet sheea!

 

[wmuflyguy]

I was wondering where you were at. Shouldn't you be rehearsing for the next ERAU Top Gun spoof tryouts? I hear it is going to be tough this year.

 

[Metro752]

Yeeeea biatches im goin there in june and ill be doin great after im out sweet sheea!

tool, ridleys believe it or snot

 

[urflyingme?!]

I was wondering where you were at. Shouldn't you be rehearsing for the next ERAU Top Gun spoof tryouts? I hear it is going to be tough this year.

I hear that Val Kilmer tried out, but he didn't pass his IP upgrade, and he wasn't even wearing his Ray Bans during the meetings!

PS
I'm not really serious here, I just live with 3 Rdiddle Rats!

 

[gkrangers]

I hear that Val Kilmer tried out, but he didn't pass his IP upgrade, and he wasn't even wearing his Ray Bans during the meetings!

PS
I'm not really serious here, I just live with 3 Rdiddle Rats!

I live with 4!!

But I'm lucky enuf to have friends/housemates that aren't the airforceusaf type!

 

[urflyingme?!]

You lucky dog. One of the guys has the Top Gun them on his alarm, cell phone ringer, car horn, security motion detector at the front door, it plays when u open the fridge, and start up his computer.

Every time we get in the car, there it goes... "Plaaayyin wi-i-ith tha booys" DAMN YOU KENNY LOGGINS!

 

[airforceusaf]

tool, ridleys believe it or snot

What ever have a nice time not getin a decent job.

 

[gkrangers]

You lucky dog. One of the guys has the Top Gun them on his alarm, cell phone ringer, car horn, security motion detector at the front door, it plays when u open the fridge, and start up his computer.

Every time we get in the car, there it goes... "Plaaayyin wi-i-ith tha booys" dang YOU KENNY LOGGINS!

The secret is to avoid the Navy and AF ROTC types...Army all the way..

 

[gkrangers]

What ever have a nice time not getin a decent job.

You cannot be for real...

 

[airforceusaf]

for real nigga sheeeeeeea. what up now cud. LOLOLOLOLOLOL:laugh:

 

[gkrangers]

oh my god.

 

[gkrangers]

thats it, im transfering out.

 

[airforceusaf]

i am kidding lol im sick of fighting with people on here