Dumb Questions

[Long Time Gone]

Love the countdown site.....where's the one for Lindsey Lohen?

If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors? Doesn't that just make it easier to rob the place?

LTG

 

[TonyC]

If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors?

I don't think that's a dumb question at all. In fact, I think it's a very perplexing question. Along the same lines:

Why do drive-through ATMs have braille on them?

 

[lurker]

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

 

[Jetscream32]

Why is phoenetically not spelled the way it sounds?

 

[another cfii]

Ohh, i have one...

Where do babies come from?

 

[JB74]

Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together?

 

[rgd]

why hasn't General Lee hijacked this thread yet?

 

[rgd]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in; the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[rgd]

why do we hvae to lraen how to sepll?

 

[rgd]

GED or high school diploma?

 

[Long Time Gone]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in; the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Ipmrsiseve.....taht took pcriatce.

LTG

 

[Dizel8]

"If a man is walking at the rate of 3 miles per hour on top of a train that is travelling over the ground at the rate of 50 miles per hour on the earth that is hurtling through space at the rate of.... well, real, real fast.... how fast is he walking?"

Well, that one is easy enough: Ludicrous Speed!

 

[tathepilot]

The question I hate the most from a non-pilot....

What do you do if you can't land?

Why wouldn't I be able to land?

Because, you just can't...?!

 

[Dizel8]

Just tell them, that no one has been able to stay up there indefinitely as of yet!

 

[tathepilot]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in; the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

wow! pretty neat !!!