Dumb Questions do exist

[FraxJockey]

I love it when some A-retentive A-hole comes up and chews you out for not having the proper uniform, not having your hat on, tie, etc.... I'd tell them to kiss my a$$ and show them my ID so they can write the number down. The look on their face when they find out I'm not AA and I show them my ticket...priceless...the look on their face when I ask them their name to report their A$$....even better. Granted this doesn't happen any more, but oh the memories.

 

[se1776]

At Wal Mart in uniform lady asked us where do you keep your towels? My FO told her, in my bathroom, where do keep your?

Walt-Mart in Uniform OOKKKKK

 

[brokeflyer]

Some retard comes up to me....."Hey, put my bags in the van I wanna go to the Crown Plaza".......So i get on the van and left his ******************** on the curb......Its fun being rude sometimes.

 

[Diesel]

I got berated from a United captain for not wearing my "cover" while standing in line at applebees in the terminal. He went on about in this time we should show profesionalism and that without my "cover" I was not displaying that. All i kept thinking was WTF is a cover. Then my partner turned around and said, "hats are for losers." you would have thought the guy got punched in the gut.

Later that same day we are still waiting on our flight. Everytime the airline was announcing it was delayed we're smiling bigger and bigger. So this united captain comes up to us and says whats the delay, i've got to get to such and such to fly a 777. Then points to the other pilot who was supposed to be his reserve guy on the same trip. Then told us to watch his seat and walked off.

Eventually he came back and told us, "you look like some enterprising young men why don't you hop up there and get our clearance so we can get out of here." My partner who was 1-0 for the day told the guy we weren't enterprising and we definetly weren't go getters so therefor we aren't going to get the clearance anytime soon. Had a good chuckle over that one too.

 

[NJA bound]

I got berated from a United captain for not wearing my "cover" while standing in line at applebees in the terminal. He went on about in this time we should show profesionalism and that without my "cover" I was not displaying that. All i kept thinking was WTF is a cover. Then my partner turned around and said, "hats are for losers." you would have thought the guy got punched in the gut.

The cover thing is hilarious

I start cracking up everytime I see a pilot wearing a hat indoors, outside is a different story, in the military the rule is cover on outside, and cover off when you come inside, unless you are under arms than cover on inside. Your cover story sounds like the BE99 captain that told the tower he was a HEAVY, bet it is the same dude, LOL, here's the link http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?p=1244584#post1244584

 

[grandma]

People always ask me why I smell so bad.

 

[captain dad]

What is it?

It's an iterrogative statement to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

HA HA!!!!:laugh: