Dream Job

[Eagle-ista]

Is that wing supposed to flap?

as long as their flaps dont flutter....

That was a flutter? I thought it was just trying to rip itself off the airplane in the most violent manner possible!

But, what do I know.

 

[BoilerUP]

Corporate BE40/HS125 captain, 6 or less overnights per month, no weekend overnights and limited weekend flying, based in the lower Great Lakes or Mid-South region (AUS/SAT/DAL would also be acceptable). Rarely or never flying thru NE corridor would be a bonus. Salary $85K or better with excellent benefits, 401K match and annual raise and bonus, as well as MBA tuition assistance. Company car a new Cadillac STS.

Company financially secure with a large need for corporate aircraft, with an owner/CEO who has a good personality and is a big sports fan.

 

[HMR]

Larry Flynt. And I take it HMR has never seen this aircraft while some of the hottest beotches ever have gotten off (literally). .

I've seen it more times than you've had hot dinners. We were based at the same airport.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Air Rarotonga when they get 737's.

Am I the only one thinking that Eagle-ista and English did a little gettin' busy in that bungalow in her avatar? Rarotonga perhaps?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Flying for Hooters Air

Like the man said...a flying beaver job.

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

My dream job is flying Carmen Electra/Jenny McCarthy to hotspots around the globe all by myself and being called on nightly by both.

 

[English]

Am I the only one thinking that Eagle-ista and English did a little gettin' busy in that bungalow in her avatar? Rarotonga perhaps?

Ha ha, nope. You're getting warm, though...

 

[apcooper]

I'd chaufer a bunch of hot female celebs and fly them all over the world pampering them and while not flying we'd all sail aboad a yacht in the Caribbean or Meditterian and launch a jet-ski to a remote island and watch the sun go down naked while sipping on a margerita on an untouched beach. After that we'd all head a ways to the hippest club in town, get trashed, get layed, sleep it off and the next night fly to some other island far away and repeat the above many times with a few variations here and there!! That would be heaven on earth. Reminds me of Howard Hughes!!

 

[dash8driver]

Ha ha, nope. You're getting warm, though...

ok then..who were you getting busy with in that rarotonga bungalow?

 

[English]

That's not Rarotonga...try again...

 

[KeroseneSnorter]

I'd chaufer a bunch of hot female celebs and fly them all over the world pampering them and while not flying we'd all sail aboad a yacht in the Caribbean or Meditterian and launch a jet-ski to a remote island and watch the sun go down naked while sipping on a margerita on an untouched beach. After that we'd all head a ways to the hippest club in town, get trashed, get layed, sleep it off and the next night fly to some other island far away and repeat the above many times with a few variations here and there!! That would be heaven on earth. Reminds me of Howard Hughes!!

Ahh, but there is a problem with your theory. Hot female celebs rate a pilot about a half a point above a garbage man.......unless you are rich like Hughes was.

 

[FastCargo]

RJP had it right...

I'd love to only have to do part time in the USAF reserves flying T-38s. 6 days a month, 2 flights a day, I'm home every night (unless I go X/C), and the rest of the month off! Only thing that would make it better is if it was T-38Cs at Beale AFB...awesome location.

So, I'm pretty close...only have to drop another 15 days of airline flying a month to make that goal....

Fly Safe and Merry Christmas!
FastCargo

 

[Lucky13]

I wouldn't call it a job, but my dream would be flying WWII aircraft all over the country to airshows.

 

[Ty Webb]

Living in the islands, writing fiction, flying my own airplane (again) to the mainland once every couple of weeks for supplies, and doing an occaisional contract pilot gig to ski country for a few weeks each winter, and a few weeks in Alaska each summer.

Of course, when I was flying the islands, I dreamed about being a 737 Capt. Now that I am one, I dream about flying the islands again.

Life certainly has its ironies.

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

Have this in a hanger for when I want to get away....
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/732319/