Dream Job

[MED]

Flying for Hooters Air

 

[deez_nutz2000]

There is a certain black and gold Gulfstream that I would drop everything to go and fly for.

Some of you corporate fellas might know who I'm talking about.

 

[HMR]

There is a certain black and gold Gulfstream that I would drop everything to go and fly for.

Some of you corporate fellas might know who I'm talking about.

No thanks. I don't want to have to get de-loused every time I land.

As for the dream job... Hmmm... Let's see... I just walked in the door from my morning run on the beach. I'm going to walk back to the beach for breakfast with my girlfriend. The bills are paid. I know my schedule for the next few months. I have enough time off that I get excited to fly. I really like the people I work for/with. I'm just about there with all my dream job requisites.

 

[GEXDriver]

I'm there, Huggy...

GV

Me, too.

 

[avbug]

Dream job? Getting paid to fly. What could be better?

I've been able to fly a lot of neat things, but speed doesn't thrill me, altitude doesn't do much for me, and sophistication in the cockpit only means I get to do less flying, and more watching. That's okay, but if I wanted to watch, I could order the discovery channel.

Personally, the greatest airplane I've ever flown, and the best job I've ever had, is always whatever I'm doing when I'm asked. I can't afford the millions it takes to buy one of these airplanes, but for the time I'm in it, the time I'm captain or PIC, it's my airplane. I own it. That's a great thing.

And a great privilege.

A dream job? I really enjoyed working a little fabric pawnee in the field. I like turbine reliability. An AT-802 job that does fire in the summer, forestry in the winter, and still allows me the time away to see my kids, with some contract corporate work on the side, and an on-call availability for governent contract work out of the country will be just fine. Not gonna happen, but then, it's a rhetorical question, right?

 

[deez_nutz2000]

No thanks. I don't want to have to get de-loused every time I land.

As for the dream job... Hmmm... Let's see... I just walked in the door from my morning run on the beach. I'm going to walk back to the beach for breakfast with my girlfriend. The bills are paid. I know my schedule for the next few months. I have enough time off that I get excited to fly. I really like the people I work for/with. I'm just about there with all my dream job requisites.

Are you kidding me? I guess there will always be guys like you in aviation (with class) and guys like me (looking for some female a$$).

 

[CaptWidgeon]

ok guyz, i'm partly pollish so if ya' could spell it out for me i'd appreciate the education. who flies the black and gold gulfstream? and should i ask why ya' gotta get de-loused? seems it would be easier to debug the plane then fly it?

thanks for helping big, dumb animals

 

[KeroseneSnorter]

ok guyz, i'm partly pollish so if ya' could spell it out for me i'd appreciate the education. who flies the black and gold gulfstream? and should i ask why ya' gotta get de-loused? seems it would be easier to debug the plane then fly it?

thanks for helping big, dumb animals

A certian paralized smut king.

 

[Vik]

But then you'll miss having me around!

you should apply to become john travoltas personal popcicle

 

[deez_nutz2000]

Larry Flynt. And I take it HMR has never seen this aircraft while some of the hottest beotches ever have gotten off (literally). Oh well, I like T & A. I dont think there is anything wrong with that.......is there?


Its my dream anyway.

 

[Eagle-ista]

Is that wing supposed to flap?

as long as their flaps dont flutter....

That was a flutter? I thought it was just trying to rip itself off the airplane in the most violent manner possible!

But, what do I know.

 

[BoilerUP]

Corporate BE40/HS125 captain, 6 or less overnights per month, no weekend overnights and limited weekend flying, based in the lower Great Lakes or Mid-South region (AUS/SAT/DAL would also be acceptable). Rarely or never flying thru NE corridor would be a bonus. Salary $85K or better with excellent benefits, 401K match and annual raise and bonus, as well as MBA tuition assistance. Company car a new Cadillac STS.

Company financially secure with a large need for corporate aircraft, with an owner/CEO who has a good personality and is a big sports fan.

 

[HMR]

Larry Flynt. And I take it HMR has never seen this aircraft while some of the hottest beotches ever have gotten off (literally). .

I've seen it more times than you've had hot dinners. We were based at the same airport.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Air Rarotonga when they get 737's.

Am I the only one thinking that Eagle-ista and English did a little gettin' busy in that bungalow in her avatar? Rarotonga perhaps?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Flying for Hooters Air

Like the man said...a flying beaver job.

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

My dream job is flying Carmen Electra/Jenny McCarthy to hotspots around the globe all by myself and being called on nightly by both.

 

[English]

Am I the only one thinking that Eagle-ista and English did a little gettin' busy in that bungalow in her avatar? Rarotonga perhaps?

Ha ha, nope. You're getting warm, though...

 

[apcooper]

I'd chaufer a bunch of hot female celebs and fly them all over the world pampering them and while not flying we'd all sail aboad a yacht in the Caribbean or Meditterian and launch a jet-ski to a remote island and watch the sun go down naked while sipping on a margerita on an untouched beach. After that we'd all head a ways to the hippest club in town, get trashed, get layed, sleep it off and the next night fly to some other island far away and repeat the above many times with a few variations here and there!! That would be heaven on earth. Reminds me of Howard Hughes!!

 

[dash8driver]

Ha ha, nope. You're getting warm, though...

ok then..who were you getting busy with in that rarotonga bungalow?

 

[English]

That's not Rarotonga...try again...