Donkey or Afghan women?

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

It's a tough choice for some, but not others

http://news.com.au/common/story_pag...3^401,00.html



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Soldier's shame over donkey sex

March 16, 2004

AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.

The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.

"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.

 

[Typhoon1244]

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

Sounds like a PFT issue...

 

[skyking1976]

Pay For Tuna?

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

I'd take a donkey rather than an Afghani woman

Signed, Satan

 

[Typhoon1244]

I'd take a donkey rather than an Afghani woman

It'd have to be an exceptionally good-looking donkey...

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

in all fairness, in Afghanistan, it's very hard to tell em apart

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Best piece of a$$ he'd had in a while...

 

[skyking1976]

Best piece of a$$ he'd had in a while...

Now that's bad... LOL

 

[Pilot124]

He looked at that donkey and quietly thought to himself "Fresh Fish, Fresh Fish"

 

[KC-10 Driver]

The worst part about it for the Afghani soldier...

Every time he wanted to kiss the donkey, he had to get down from the step ladder and walk around to the front.

(This is the punchline from the old joke, "What's the worst thing about screwing a cow?")

 

[FN FAL]

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

Do you know how to turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel! Hahahahaha!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Reminds me of that joke....where the guy was supposed to ride the donkey into town to get laid.