freightdogfred
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When I first starting flying jets, I asked the same question to an older, well seasoned captain. "Hey Dave," I sez.... "What's the secret to success in this Airline biz?" He replied to me "Son, the Airline biz is nothing more that three big piles of Shat.
You have a big steamin pile of cowshat.
You have a smaller pile of warm dogshat
You have a small pile of cold, wet catshat.
When the door opens, run right over to the big pile of cowshat and dig right in cause if you wait, soon it will be all gone, along with the warm dogshat, and all you're left with is the cold pile of wet catshat. He rather enjoyed the bewildered look on my face, and went on to explain that the last guy out the door of a failing airline winds up with the 3rd pile.
You have a big steamin pile of cowshat.
You have a smaller pile of warm dogshat
You have a small pile of cold, wet catshat.
When the door opens, run right over to the big pile of cowshat and dig right in cause if you wait, soon it will be all gone, along with the warm dogshat, and all you're left with is the cold pile of wet catshat. He rather enjoyed the bewildered look on my face, and went on to explain that the last guy out the door of a failing airline winds up with the 3rd pile.
