Do the Colgan

[cloudkicker1981]

TO FIX any COLGAN PLANE: needed-maintenance guy, duck tape and screw driver. he will use your pen. walk in to cockpit and you think the f'ken thing has chicken poxes from all the mel stickers.

Tower: colgan 123 taxi way tango if able
colgan123: roger
Colgan123: ground colgan 123 tango to 7a
Ground: colgan 123 taxi to 7A and uhhh can you get somebody out here to pick up one of your tires on the corner of 31 and Tango

DO the colgan Bitchessssssssssssssss

 

[bender]

attempt to make PA annoucement. doesn't work. complete engine start. PA now works.

do da colgan

 

[gooseman13]

Get a call to come down to HEF for an interview in a week, tickets will be FedEx'd to me. Monday, no tickets, tuesday, no tickets, day before the interview no tickets. I call up and find the right person to talk to...oops! They forgot to send the tickets. Can I come down for the interview the next day? Sure, I'd love to do da Colgan!

 

[suupah]

Get a call to come down to HEF for an interview in a week, tickets will be FedEx'd to me. Monday, no tickets, tuesday, no tickets, day before the interview no tickets. I call up and find the right person to talk to...oops! They forgot to send the tickets. Can I come down for the interview the next day? Sure, I'd love to do da Colgan!

You mean one of your pre interview questions wasn't "So, can you dance?"

 

[CoolSidePillow]

uhmmm yeah. well, i am sure the maintenance guys hold wizard licenses cuz they keep these things flying. tho i am sure it is always crisis management, which i bet gets tiring.

tiring? why do you think there are permanent help wanted ads for mechs?

 

[340SAM]

Find a regional that doesnt have permanent ads for mechs

 

[suupah]

EZ E a day in the life doin da colgan

Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please.....anyone?

 

[Superpilot92]

Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please

Props!! Nicely Done

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!!!!!!!!! LBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rosecrantz!!!!!!!!!!!! Compton!!!!!!!!!! South Central!!!!!!!!! Bay area and back down!!!!!!

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please.....anyone?

That was a Too Short song right.

 

[The Drizzle]

dude, that, was awesome

 

[SkyBoy1981]

That was a Too Short song right.

Dynamite Hack....Boys in the Hood

 

[indianboy7]

Dynamite Hack....Boys in the Hood

That was N.W.A......Easy-E, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube......Dynamite Hack just remade the song so white people could understand the lyrics. . . . . .:beer: imp:

 

[SkyBoy1981]

That was N.W.A......Easy-E, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube......Dynamite Hack just remade the song so white people could understand the lyrics. . . . . .:beer: imp:

Haha...gotcha. I've never heard the real ghetto version.

 

[Prop2Jet]

Cause da bozy of Colgan are always hard quit talking that trash you f-ing retard. Hope in your jets and smile right bye but we can do 250 to marker see yah bye!

 

[Prop2Jet]

Gimmee that, that, that saab Gimmee that, that, that saab Gimmee that, that, that saab
Gimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that saab!

 

[BRA]

I was gonna add a smart arse remark but i believe everything is has been covered.

 

[ERfly]

we can do 250 to marker see yah bye!

In the 340? What's gear a flap speed on that thing again?

 

[cloudkicker1981]

gears 200kts but we will through the props forward slow it down then through out the gear at 200 flaps 15 at 175 and 20 at 165>>>>>>>>>>>>chataco ho......... and thats why we getter doneeee, if youve ever flown into LGA youd understand, ERJs are always Fken things up.........of course just playing its fun hearing you guys on teh radio!!!!!!!!

 

[ERfly]

gears 200kts but we will through the props forward slow it down then through out the gear at 200 flaps 15 at 175 and 20 at 165>>>>>>>>>>>>chataco ho......... and thats why we getter doneeee, if youve ever flown into LGA youd understand, ERJs are always Fken things up.........of course just playing its fun hearing you guys on teh radio!!!!!!!!

I've taken the jet into LGA once. I've taken the SAAB in there more times than I can count. When IAH isn't busy, I'll run 240 to the marker (250 in the XR). Just before the marker, Flaps 9. Marker, gear down, Flaps 22. Configured by 1000, stable by 500. Didn't F anything up. So it's not this ERJ guy. Nice try, though. By the way, I fly the speed ATC tells me to. Otherwise, it's the speed limit.

In case you didn't know, chataco doesn't have any XRs. So, I guess that doesn't make me a chataco ho now does it. Come on over to the other side of the river and we'll show you how its done. Moron.

 

[The Drizzle]

ERJs are always Fken things up.

yeah, usually eagle

 

[Prop2Jet]

I hate Harvard grads they micormanage everything !!!! Ahhhh do the Colgan

 

[suupah]

In the 340? What's gear a flap speed on that thing again?

Look man, we may be slow but we're ugly and loud so.....fuggedabowdit! And hey we can hold 250 under ten in a descent just as good as any jet so again jus fuggedabowdit.

 

[suupah]

I hate Harvard grads they micormanage everything !!!! Ahhhh do the Colgan

little left, little right, more power, less power. ahhh yes, kiss my ring of greatness!

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

Why are you guys going 250 to the marker? Make more money ride the stick shaker to the marker like I do. It's all about the benjamin's baby!
Dolla Dolla billz ya'll.

 

[ERfly]

Look man, we may be slow but we're ugly and loud so.....fuggedabowdit! And hey we can hold 250 under ten in a descent just as good as any jet so again jus fuggedabowdit.

Slow, ugly, loud and a lot of fun to fly. Look at my profile. I've flown the Saab and done the Colgan.

 

[suupah]

Slow, ugly, loud and a lot of fun to fly. Look at my profile. I've flown the Saab and done the Colgan.

Oh yeah, well at least chicks don't dig us. Maron! fuggedabowdit!

But yeah, i like it. its like a beefed out seminole

 

[727PAA]

Gotta love....the Swedish LOVE bus.

 

[Prop2Jet]

Nice sup! Don't fotget.... "your figures check out with my figures"hahahhaahah

 

[Prop2Jet]

nice George, hey is where u are based considered senior? I am thinking about a move!