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Do the Colgan

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TO FIX any COLGAN PLANE: needed-maintenance guy, duck tape and screw driver. he will use your pen. walk in to cockpit and you think the f'ken thing has chicken poxes from all the mel stickers.

Tower: colgan 123 taxi way tango if able
colgan123: roger
Colgan123: ground colgan 123 tango to 7a
Ground: colgan 123 taxi to 7A and uhhh can you get somebody out here to pick up one of your tires on the corner of 31 and Tango

DO the colgan Bitchessssssssssssssss
 
Get a call to come down to HEF for an interview in a week, tickets will be FedEx'd to me. Monday, no tickets, tuesday, no tickets, day before the interview no tickets. I call up and find the right person to talk to...oops! They forgot to send the tickets. Can I come down for the interview the next day? Sure, I'd love to do da Colgan!
 
gooseman13 said:
Get a call to come down to HEF for an interview in a week, tickets will be FedEx'd to me. Monday, no tickets, tuesday, no tickets, day before the interview no tickets. I call up and find the right person to talk to...oops! They forgot to send the tickets. Can I come down for the interview the next day? Sure, I'd love to do da Colgan!

You mean one of your pre interview questions wasn't "So, can you dance?"
 
suupah said:
uhmmm yeah. well, i am sure the maintenance guys hold wizard licenses cuz they keep these things flying. tho i am sure it is always crisis management, which i bet gets tiring.

tiring? why do you think there are permanent help wanted ads for mechs?
 
EZ E a day in the life doin da colgan

Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please.....anyone?
 
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suupah said:
Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please

Props!! Nicely Done
 
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suupah said:
Woke up quick in the ops room
Just thought that I had to be at Colgan soon
I gotta get there before the show time
Before my captain starts b!tchin' 'bout my low time
About to go and dang nearly went blind
Young fo's on the ramp throwin' up gang signs
Ran into ops and grabbed my clip
With the Mc10 in the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'

Cruisin' the line in my saab 3-fo
Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
Went to ops to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads down there cold shootin' the poop
A cart pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh off IOE captain rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETA


Cuz the boyz in da colgan iz alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh!t ...

next verse please.....anyone?


That was a Too Short song right.
 
SkyBoy1981 said:
Dynamite Hack....Boys in the Hood

That was N.W.A......Easy-E, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube......Dynamite Hack just remade the song so white people could understand the lyrics. . . . . .:beer: :pimp:
 
indianboy7 said:
That was N.W.A......Easy-E, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube......Dynamite Hack just remade the song so white people could understand the lyrics. . . . . .:beer: :pimp:

Haha...gotcha. I've never heard the real ghetto version.
 
Cause da bozy of Colgan are always hard quit talking that trash you f-ing retard. Hope in your jets and smile right bye but we can do 250 to marker see yah bye!
 

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