climbhappy
ex pat
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- Aug 11, 2002
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couldn't resist
my favorite of the 25 or so....sitting on a DH8 out of HPN on last day...gonna cheat out early on reserve since they never call or release you....
the door is about to close... your cel phone rings....its crew sched..."we need you to get a cab to LGA and ferry a plane over to albany...."it's my last day of reserve, i'm going home..."well hold it, we'll call you right back"..."BUT, BUT, the door is getting to close !" (i can get a later flight, but I really want to go home....)
you pause think about it, (and convinced of their incompetence, you simply cut your cel phone off (if they really had needed you , they would have called back within five mintes...the door is now closed... you realize i'm going home and I really don't give a Fu$#!!!
Ah, doing the colgan....it feels so good!
my favorite of the 25 or so....sitting on a DH8 out of HPN on last day...gonna cheat out early on reserve since they never call or release you....
the door is about to close... your cel phone rings....its crew sched..."we need you to get a cab to LGA and ferry a plane over to albany...."it's my last day of reserve, i'm going home..."well hold it, we'll call you right back"..."BUT, BUT, the door is getting to close !" (i can get a later flight, but I really want to go home....)
you pause think about it, (and convinced of their incompetence, you simply cut your cel phone off (if they really had needed you , they would have called back within five mintes...the door is now closed... you realize i'm going home and I really don't give a Fu$#!!!
Ah, doing the colgan....it feels so good!