Tips for the DL interview:
Wear a white skippers hat with the crossing boat anchor emblem. It will help them envision you in the matching double breasted monkey suit.
Be up to speed on all current wrestlers in the WWE, and be prepared to make small talk about the last episode of WWE Smackdown.
Be up to speed on the current NASCAR standings. It would also behoove you to know what team Junior recently chose to join.
Know the Waffle House menu by heart. If they ask you how you want your hash browns, be sure to tell the scattered, smothered, covered, chopped, diced, and peppered. This will score you bonus points.
Missing teeth are a plus. If you have a full grille, you may want to visit a dentist to have one of your incisors removed.
Tell the interviewers how you felt sorry for the hillbilly in "Deliverance" that Burt Reynolds shot with the bow and arrow.
Try to work the word "y'all" into every sentence.
Have an NRA sticker on your attache case.
These are just a few, but I hope they help.
Frank