capt. megadeth
Metal Momma!
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Every day I got to work I enjoy flying boxes more and more and more...
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My thoughts exactly!
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Every day I got to work I enjoy flying boxes more and more and more...
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This is what I sent him:
Mr. Rosenberg,
Hey Dumbass, yeh you ! I'm the pilot you want to gardening shears to my larynx. I'm not sure how you get away with writing trash like that. Maybe you just don't have a life, next time do some research. Those announcements are required by law, and they are mostly for the idots like you that dont pay attention then get their neck cracked on the ceiling when stand up with the seatbelt sign on. Then professional pilots like me who made the annoncement and turned on the seat belt signed are responsible for your dumb actions.
By the way threating a pilots life is a federal offense. Also if you didnt know me and my fellow professional pilots carry guns in the cockpit for our protection. So next time your on my airplane be sure to come up to the front and introduce yourself.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Pilot !
Wow that'll make us look really good!![]()
MICHAEL ROSENBERG at [email protected]
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Phone: 1-866-289-9673
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My god you people's arses are strung tighter than a snare drum. Where was the outrage about the "Man Shows" little skit about the two drunk pilots walking around the terminal? If I remember correctly, most people recognized that as humor and I'm sure more than a few of us have it saved on our hard drives as something funny to show friends. Lifes to short to be so serious all the time. Personally I thought the article was funny
Of course, I would wait until the plane lands before killing the pilot.
I'm not unreasonable.
The next time I hear a pilot tell me he expects a smooth flight, or a turbulent flight, or that he is happy to have us aboard, I am going to pass around a hat so we can all chip in to buy garden shears, which we will then use to remove the pilot's larynx.
I feel strongly about this. Perhaps you've noticed.
Just off the phone to a friend of a friend who works for a "company" with the letters FBI, I pointed him to the wbesite, he chuckled and said, "that guy is not going to like his day tommorrow"...
Mr. Rosenberg,
I have read your attempt at humor concerning airline pilots and PA announcements. I am a professional airline pilot and find your article offensive and threatening. I have forwarded your article along with my concerns to the TSA Contact Center. I have recommended that you be placed on the National No-Fly list as a potential threat to aircrews. I can assure you that the TSA takes all threats to aircrew very seriously and especially threats forwarded to them by pilots. It is my hope that you will suffer some inconvenience because of this and hopefully, you will be placed on the No-Fly list. Maybe in the future you will think before you put pen to paper trying to grab a "cheap" chuckle. In closing I want you to know that I knew one of the pilots who had his throat slashed during the hijackings on 9/11. I'm sure his family would find no humor in your article just as I found none.
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727 Captain
Federal Express
You guys DO realize that a columnist or writer like this fellow loves to provoke this kind of reaction? Expect in the near future another piece by him talking about humorless pilots who write him. You guys are putting money in his pocket.![]()