Delta pilot rap

[601Pilot]

Pilot Rap

Down in Peachtree City
Life is gettin' shi%ty.
Driven' last year's golf cart
Have to shop at Wal-Mart

Gave you 32 percent
Don't know where the hell it went.
Now you come back wanting more
Tell your a$$ to hit the door.

Bankruptcy done changed the rules
Send the kids to public school.
Can't afford a brand new car
Closing the martini bar.

Cancellin' aerobics class
Wife still gat a droopy a$$.
Boob job didn't come out straight
Liposuction have to wait

Troubles comin' everywhere
Country club is lookin' bare.
Got no extra cash to play
Girlfriend dumped me yesterday.

Viargra don't come for free
Sellin' condo number three.
Cashin' in a savings bond
Just to keep the wife's hair blonde.

Take a shorter Europe trip
Valet gets a smaller tip.
Now I mow my neighbor's yard
Just to pay the mastercard.

Most of us just don't know how
To make it on two hundred thou.
Used to eatin' prime rib
Now I'm drinkin' Mr. Pibb.

Yeah, times are bad, times are hard
Down on Peachtree Boulevard.
I don't know just what to do
Least I'm better off than you.

 

[ferlo]

I think you have been grossly mis-informed about how much money pilots make.

 

[atafan]

What a jerk!

And some wonder how management has been able to completely tear labor apart, such unity.

 

[DH200]

:beer: The Rap is good but the situation sucks.

 

[Chuck Yogourt]

601 pilot: Great post. Send it to 737pylot with my compliments.

 

[IB6 UB9]

What a jerk!

And some wonder how management has been able to completely tear labor apart, such unity.

Good thing there has never been a DAL pilot blast an LCC pilot...or greenslip...or...never mind. Such Unity.

 

[Ex737Driver]

Funny. Almost as funny as Delta Ebonics Airways.