Wow, I can't wait to fly with you.
You know, I bet we could charge for bags if we wanted--somehow we found a way to charge for UMs and pets when we decided to do so, with our "homemade" res system. It also supports red-eyes, seeing as how we do them now (charters for the most part); the only reason we haven't done much them before is due to our specific business model. When we fly longer east-west routes (think Hawaii), then red-eyes will become more prevalent. The only thing you said that was true was that it won't support international, because we haven't needed it in 40-plus years.
We don't charge for bags because it's a marketing strategy, not an excuse. Our CEO believes we bring in more money this way by attracting the customers who don't want to get nickled-and-dimed with fees. Some flyers don't care while some care a lot. The other airlines quote money they've made with their fees; GK quotes money he believes we're making by not having them. Since nearly everythiing else you said in your quote was complete crap, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you're NOT smarter than Gary Kelly when it comes to running an airline, and that it's probably good for all concerned that your negativity only extends to the poor schmuck that has to fly with you.
On the other hand, you don't HAVE to come over to this side of the partition if you hate Southwest so much--General Lee assures us that Delta will be hiring like gangbusters soon, and that you'll upgrade faster and make more money over there. Plus, you'll get the opportunity to fly your beloved 717 again. Win-win for everyone!
Good luck, Fletch!
Bubba