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I just wanted to say thanks to the "old as dirt" and "overly large" flight attendant who leaned over to collect some trash on a sleeping passengers tray table and then proceeded to FART IN MY FACE AS YOU LEANED OVER. Thanks for that. Not only did it smell like rotten fish, it tasted the same. I immediately went to my happy place to prevent projectile vomit. Here's to you, overly large, older than Moses Delta FA.......you put the class in First Class.... :puke:

Now this is some funny sh&*(t!

I wish the rumors and the gassip will take a brake for a while here so can read stuff like this more often. It may turn FI into a more entertaining website.
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
 
That's funny because I have had quite a few younger FAs on my Delta flights recently. For example, I had one who was only 65 years old and 250 lbs on a recent flight. She was the youngest and slimmest of the bunch.

Those Southern girls know how to eat! Paula Dean would be PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
whatitdoing?,

Not to over analyze your experience, but I belive she might have actually "SHARTED". That most likely explains why you had the aftertaste in addition to burnt nostrils. Hope I was of help.
 
Next time fly out of JFK. Those flights are flown by the newbies. Young and quite good looking. You should have been on our flight to LAS a few days ago. I think the oldest one was 27.
It is the way that it should be.
 
Next time fly out of JFK. Those flights are flown by the newbies. Young and quite good looking. You should have been on our flight to LAS a few days ago. I think the oldest one was 27.
It is the way that it should be.
Yeah but he was probably already spoken for. ;)
 
Yes, she had the red dress on and I think knee high boots? There should of been a weight limit to that. Anyhow, it was definately a fart because when she did it, she stood up really quickly which only made the pitch of the passing gas go higher. I could taste the freaking gas on my teeth. The oriental dude next to me didn't know a lick of english but we had a mutual understanding........I was about to vomit and his eyes started to water while saying something like.....chan shin chin of what the f*** was that chin chan splat. It was disgusting. I'll remember this for a long time.......
 

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