Delta CEO: 'We need lots of folks with language skills'

[another cfii]

You think us pilots can moonlight as LOD FA?? If the FA thinks it only takes 6 weeks to become a pilot flying a jet, maybe we can go through their training in 4 weeks?

 

[crj567]

I will first start the interview with a 2 hour long speech (or diatribe) to all the male FA applicants about the difference between mousse and hair gel. Then, I will talk about why it is a great idea that gay fellas can do all sorts of great jobs these days! I will let them know that in addition to becoming FAs, they may have a great future in ice dancing, ballet (like the current White House Chief of Staff,) or maybe if they are really "over the top-super-gay," they can fly big planes-just like me!! Then I will talk about how I lift weights everyday while in ATL, and also ride my bike. After all of that is over, I will open it up to any guys who don't have a "significant other," and we will commence speed-dating each other!! I can't wait!

Bye Bye--General Lee

-You scare me, Gen... You really do!

 

[ACL65PILOT]

You think us pilots can moonlight as LOD FA?? If the FA thinks it only takes 6 weeks to become a pilot flying a jet, maybe we can go through their training in 4 weeks?

I know. I had one give me that argument a few weeks ago as to why their pay should be restored to 60 bucks an hr.

I just walked away.

 

[jtf]

I don't have a problem with them making $60 per hour, as long as the airline is making money and I'm getting at least 3 times that in the right seat and 4 or 5 times that in the left.

 

[Midge]

Lots of languages spoken in Atlanta. You've got your ebonics, your ghetto, your rap, your talk to the hand......

LMAO!:laugh:

 

[wms]

Lots of languages spoken in Atlanta. You've got your ebonics, your ghetto, your rap, your talk to the hand......

And this!