Awwww, so sad you have to actually fly the airplane!!! Kiss my ass, If it can be MEL'd, than it will be. If I have to work the prob, than rest assured it will be worked according to the AMM. I really wish the guy who started this thread had bitched about something other than an autopilot fault.
I'll DMI your FMC, GPWS, TCAS, Auto pilot sys, your Rad alts, man or auto modes on your packs, seat or whatever it may be. I'll DMI your **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** boom jacks! Why? Because i'm paid to do a job, thats why. I'm paid to move the **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** bird, and sometimes you candy asses sound plain sad to hear bitch. Will I work a legit prob? **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** right I will. Will I stand to hear a egotistical pilot bitch about his auto pilot? Nope, its gonna get an MEL every time. Hand fly that bitch you pussies and earn that pay check, sort of like when I have to change a spoileron PCU in the **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** rain.
Your NWS kicked off a few times? Cycle the **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** switch and get her to the gate. My ass rides on the line no different than yours. Grown up with a pilot who would not be posting on the regionals board here. He's majors folks. Miss that cable steering, go fly a **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** Baron. Aside from that, do a nut check and realize that no jet is perfect. And for those who work for Indy, rest assured i'll be there to DMI your 3A pump, PCU, temp ctrl, or whatever you manage to complain about. See you at the gate pussies.
I really love pilot threads about MX with no MX input. Come get me fired you gung ho pussies. To borrow a line from ALPA, " My union speaks for me"