Crying Babies...Help!

[TurboS7]

My wife says breastfeed up and breastfeed down, if the guys around you seem to be getting iritated just pull the nipple out and let them have a peak. Otherwise you guys sound like experts, especially AVBUG.

 

[Publishers]

Jack daniels

My best two;

Jack Daniels on you thumb and let them suck on it.

Kid's Tylenol with codine.

If this does not work, try some liberally on yourself.

 

[A Passenger]

babies

Ugh.........babies.


I can't stand babies! Babies and small childwen should be banned from all public places, especially airplanes.

 

[avbug]

You can never have enough children around. Without children, the world turns into a cold vacum and shrivels up and dies.

Mark Twain once said that when a boy is born, he should be placed in a barrel. When he turns eight, Mark said, you should nail a lid on the barrel and drill air holes. Then he added, when he turns thirteen, you should plug up the air holes.

Personally, I like kids. However, the most annoying sound in the world, and sometimes the most unbearable, is the sound of a toddler at full bore. If we could record that sound and fly over troop concentrations, we'd have no need for munitions because after a short while, they'd just start killing themselves or each other just to end it.

It does work for bears, if you can get close enough to put in the IV (they usually don't take a bottle), but they still prefer terrorists.

 

[bigD]

I've always thought about the concept of a baby/toddler free airline. I'm pretty sure there are legal problems with such an idea, but what if you were to have some sort of seatbelt design that would injure someone under a specific height - you'd need one of those signs at the gate that says, "you have to be this (imagine a line) high to board the aircraft". Kinda like an amusement park.

Of course it'd alienate the parental and midget passenger base, but I think that'd be more than offset by people that like being guaranteed a screaming kid free flight!

 

[avbug]

What about the pilots? I know a lot who are bigger babies than most kids.

 

[dmspilot00]

I've always thought about the concept of a baby/toddler free airline. I'm pretty sure there are legal problems with such an idea, but what if you were to have some sort of seatbelt design that would injure someone under a specific height - you'd need one of those signs at the gate that says, "you have to be this (imagine a line) high to board the aircraft". Kinda like an amusement park.

I read an article proposing a child-free airline once. I don't remember where it was. It could have been AvWeb, but I'm not sure. Anyway, at the end of the article, it proposed what the ideal airline to do this to would be -- Virgin.