Cross Country name tags...

[SIG600]

Some of the funniest I've seen guys sporting are

Hugh Jorgan
Emerson Bigguns
Art Vandalay


How creative have you guys gotten?

 

[Slye]

I've seen:

Oliver Closeoff
Haywood Jablome
Mike Hawk

Art Vandalay? Maybe I'm too sober but I don't get it.

 

[bssthound]

Yorplait Sormine
Hugh G. Rection
Ben Dover
Jack Muhoggoph

I have one that says:

Otis Campbell
Mayberry Air Guard

It's been a hit at airshows as about 1/3 of the folks "get it." When someone asks "isn't Mayberry in North Carolina?" or "where's Mayberry?" I'll reply that "it's about six miles from Siler City, 45 minutes from Mt. Pilot, and a good day's drive from Raleigh."

About ten years ago, TDY at Eglin, I was interviewed and photographed by the base paper on Father's Day. Capt Otis Campbell from Mayberry was featured prominently the next day.

 

[GVFlyer]

Great topic! You guys are far more imaginative than I am. My airshow name tag read Bruce Wayne and my cross-country name tag was Prodigal Boy.

GV

 

[Occam's Razor]

Max Knots
Roger Ball
Mitch Kumstein (Night Putter)
Ivan Yerkinoff
Helmut Liner (worn by a German Air Force guy, which made it funny)
Col. Lingus

My "all time" was a deployment were everyone in my F-4 squadron wore the CO's name on their nametag. (Our rank...his name)

 

[skiddriver]

I had a friend who used "Dame Cabeza" until he got slapped by an Hispanic chick at DM.

 

[Garex77]

Hey Skiddriver how long did he wear it b4 he got slaped... I love it.

 

[BrokeAssPilot]

"Dame Cabeza" WTF?

i guess im out of it today

 

[Metro752]

give me head

 

[Bongo]

Buddy of mine has business cards with the following:

(first name) Danjeur (Last name)

Now when he hands out business cards he can tell people Danger is his middle name.