CP Asked me to update his logbook

[Diesel]

Put remarks like, "had to keep taking cocaine to keep awake. Plenty of it in the back."

"Smoked a couple of dubies for a trip around the patch."

"regs what regs"

"almost busted ride, gave examiner a blowjob"

"Landed on taxiway. nobody noticed"

 

[merlindrvr88]

You are lying!!

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

What would happen if you didn't. Who could you call? If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

 

[4fanman]

If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

MerlinWhiner...who cares if this is real or not. We're having fun with it. Go away.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

 

[Paul McCartney]

Merlindrvr, you are a jacka$$. I was in fact asking a legit question. Why would I make something like this up? I will not call anyone, except maybe my mommy since I am apparently still attached to her teet. As for what will happen if I don't do it probably nothing except ruffle his feathers a bit but I WILL BE SURE AND LET YOU KNOW. Thanks for caring, jacka$$!!!

Everyone else, I like your suggestions. Thanks for the laughs. I respect myself too much to do busywork for someone. So no, I will not be doing it regardless of the outcome. It is his responsibility the way I see it.

 

[hawkerjet]

I'd take his logbook and throw it in the dumpster.

 

[G100driver]

I'd take his logbook and throw it in the dumpster.

Best answer yet ...

 

[mobie]

Ask the CP if he would be kind enough to update your resume for you while you "take Care" of his log book.

 

[CA1900]

I'd use the remarks section to take a vicious jab at every company he might potentially ever want to work for. You know, things like this:

"Cut off another AAhole"

"Made Delta go around again - Morons!"

"Noisy Saab slowed me down; I hate those damn prop planes."

"Netjets got in my way again; stupid fractionals"



You know... just so his future employers know where he stands. :nuts:

 

[Flyerjosh]

Write in the first open line of his logbook, "Flight times on file with xwz company" then hand it back to him.

Or better yet:

Ask him for the pages from his daily log if he keeps one (you know the little black/red crewbooks?). When he gives them to you, take his logbook, rip out each of the crewbook pages, then staple or glue one to each page of his logbook.

 

[Lostdog65]

Remind me never to piss one of you guys off!!!

Funny stuff here boys...funny stuff!

Eric

 

[KeroseneSnorter]

What would happen if you didn't. Who could you call? If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

You are kidding right? Some friggin knob is too lazy to keep up his own log book and then tries to get a subordinate to do it for him?

Take his log book, go rent a tree shredder, chop it up in nice jiblets, bag it up in a nice ziplock and label it "Captain Dillweeds Logbook". Place it neatly on his desk Monday morning!


The idiots in this industry never cease to amaze me!

 

[Swaayze]

Change the subject......ask, why does he need to update his logbook? And do you need to start a serious job hunt?

 

[maxell]

He sounds like a real professional!! Wow!!

 

[Captn]

Let him know you would be happy to update his logbook. Then tell him you took it home in order to expedite things, and wouldn't you know it....when you stopped to get the doughnuts and paper for a flight, someone stole it from your locked car.

 

[Captn]

Let him know you would be happy to update his logbook. Then tell him you took it home in order to expedite things, and wouldn't you know it....when you stopped to get the doughnuts and paper for a flight, someone stole it from your locked car.