CP Asked me to update his logbook

[G100driver]

I'd take his logbook and throw it in the dumpster.

Best answer yet ...

 

[mobie]

Ask the CP if he would be kind enough to update your resume for you while you "take Care" of his log book.

 

[CA1900]

I'd use the remarks section to take a vicious jab at every company he might potentially ever want to work for. You know, things like this:

"Cut off another AAhole"

"Made Delta go around again - Morons!"

"Noisy Saab slowed me down; I hate those damn prop planes."

"Netjets got in my way again; stupid fractionals"



You know... just so his future employers know where he stands. :nuts:

 

[Flyerjosh]

Write in the first open line of his logbook, "Flight times on file with xwz company" then hand it back to him.

Or better yet:

Ask him for the pages from his daily log if he keeps one (you know the little black/red crewbooks?). When he gives them to you, take his logbook, rip out each of the crewbook pages, then staple or glue one to each page of his logbook.

 

[Lostdog65]

Remind me never to piss one of you guys off!!!

Funny stuff here boys...funny stuff!

Eric

 

[KeroseneSnorter]

What would happen if you didn't. Who could you call? If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

You are kidding right? Some friggin knob is too lazy to keep up his own log book and then tries to get a subordinate to do it for him?

Take his log book, go rent a tree shredder, chop it up in nice jiblets, bag it up in a nice ziplock and label it "Captain Dillweeds Logbook". Place it neatly on his desk Monday morning!


The idiots in this industry never cease to amaze me!

 

[Swaayze]

Change the subject......ask, why does he need to update his logbook? And do you need to start a serious job hunt?

 

[maxell]

He sounds like a real professional!! Wow!!

 

[Captn]

Let him know you would be happy to update his logbook. Then tell him you took it home in order to expedite things, and wouldn't you know it....when you stopped to get the doughnuts and paper for a flight, someone stole it from your locked car.

 

[Captn]

Let him know you would be happy to update his logbook. Then tell him you took it home in order to expedite things, and wouldn't you know it....when you stopped to get the doughnuts and paper for a flight, someone stole it from your locked car.

 

[LJDRVR]

All joking aside, as much as it rankles my sense of fairness, it seems to me you've got two initial choices.

Shut up and color

or,

Tell him you believe it to be morally wrong and tell him you'd prefer not to do it.

If you chose option number two, you have to be prepared to either revert to option number one, (shut up and color) or be prepared to lose your job.

Personally, I would get the heck out of there, or come to an understanding that you will not engage in such activity.

 

[Dinger]

Here's an idea.......tell him you'll do it. Then go log your "logs". Every time you drop a deuce, use a new page for the "paperwork". Time stamp them and then put down a few remarks.

........Sh!ty landing.
........Crappy approach
........ok day, co's breath smelt like this
........Turd in line for takeoff, and it still took 40 minutes.
........Flew the old Lear today, what a piece of this.
........Pucker factor high with the range, darn near this'd myself.
........The wx was dogthis