CP Asked me to update his logbook

[Paul McCartney]

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

 

[AbOvo]

Tell him you're not too good at math and you like to write in crayon.

You may want to point out that his insurance carrier could deny any claim because he hasn't "logged" any flight time in the last 10 years. Depends on how the policy is written.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

I would do it.

I would use a red Sharpie, and I would put like 8.0 hrs each day and under the notes section I would put "yanked my meat to gay porn" and stuff like that.

that would be special.

 

[Going2Baja]

Smile and ask if he would like his car washed as well - OR - What G-200 said!!

Baja.

 

[4fanman]

He's an idiot.

I wouldn't trust anyone with my logbook, particularly a subordinate. But, you could have a lot of vindicitive fun with this.



Later on at the interview...

[Interviewer] Well Mr Chief Pilot, it says here that you commanded Apollo 13, and STS 114.

[Mr Chief Pilot] umm...what?

[Interviewer] Let's talk about your time in Bock's Car. Where you actually PIC the entire trip to Nagasaki or is this just as "sole manipulator" of the controlls? Do you even have a B-29 type?




The more I think about it...yeah, I'd do it. It could be very entertaining. Well, at least for you.

 

[landlover]

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

definatly do it, open to the lest page he filled out, deficate on it then shut it and hand it back to him.

 

[say again]

All excellent ideas!!!!! LMAO:laugh:

 

[mobie]

Sure do it, but ask him to put each flight, ac,time of day ect. on a CD for you so you can do it on overnights. Now you just print it out,take it to a print shop and have them put a binder around it

Make sure you also charge dinner and drinks on the comp. credit card while you wait.

Mobie

 

[501261]

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

Depends if he wants you to update it before or after you pick up his dry cleaning:laugh: .

Though I really like G200's red sharpie idea!

 

[LJDRVR]

G200 is the man!

Troll the NTSB accident files and log every crash that ever happened in your type of aircraft.

 

[CapnVegetto]

I would do it.

I would use a red Sharpie, and I would put like 8.0 hrs each day and under the notes section I would put "yanked my meat to gay porn" and stuff like that.

that would be special.

Dammit G200......you owe me a new pair of jeans, I just pi$$ed myself.

 

[FlyFlyFly]

I would get him some time in some exotic types, and interesting trips like:

Yak 40 around the third world in 20 days http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0993425/M/

An air tour of the midwest in a Pitenpol Air Camper http://www.pressenter.com/~apietenp/My_Homepage_Files/Page12.html

A couple of hundred hours in this jewel: http://www.aviation.ru/An/An-SKV.jpg.php

Log those B737 carrier landings with an "OK Pass" very carefully

And make sure he stays current in the Concorde

 

[G100driver]

Do not forget about his trips to Cuba, North Korea and Iran.

 

[Metro752]

I'd say if you are on Salary, get writing.

 

[banned username 2]

Do not forget about his trips to Cuba, North Korea and Iran.

Don't forget Bogata, Columbia... And all those .5 flights from Mexico to Arizona and back...

 

[Diesel]

Put remarks like, "had to keep taking cocaine to keep awake. Plenty of it in the back."

"Smoked a couple of dubies for a trip around the patch."

"regs what regs"

"almost busted ride, gave examiner a blowjob"

"Landed on taxiway. nobody noticed"

 

[merlindrvr88]

You are lying!!

My Chief Pilot asked me to update his logbook which is nearly 10 years behind. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realized he wasn't I said it is his responsibility and that I didn't want to do it. What do you guys think? Should I do it to keep him happy or tell him forgitaboutit, which is pretty much how I left it?

What would happen if you didn't. Who could you call? If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

 

[4fanman]

If this is a real post, grow the hell up.

MerlinWhiner...who cares if this is real or not. We're having fun with it. Go away.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

 

[Paul McCartney]

Merlindrvr, you are a jacka$$. I was in fact asking a legit question. Why would I make something like this up? I will not call anyone, except maybe my mommy since I am apparently still attached to her teet. As for what will happen if I don't do it probably nothing except ruffle his feathers a bit but I WILL BE SURE AND LET YOU KNOW. Thanks for caring, jacka$$!!!

Everyone else, I like your suggestions. Thanks for the laughs. I respect myself too much to do busywork for someone. So no, I will not be doing it regardless of the outcome. It is his responsibility the way I see it.

 

[hawkerjet]

I'd take his logbook and throw it in the dumpster.