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AMEN!!!!!

save the wendys dollar menu for the RJ drivers and the Netjets clowns!
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We don't use wendy's unless Rudy's opened one. The company provides us food whenever and whatever we want. Today i had the mediterrianian platter with extra hummus.

Of course my personal best in my previous life was 300 dollars at LSGG. Two streets above the hilton and one street over. Just above Le Entrecot'e for those of you that know what i'm talking about. ;)

It was easy to expense. I billed it as cell phone usage. :)

ps i don't even bother picking on g200 anymore. TC is an easier target. :)
 
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I don't want to get g200 banned again he is allways so carring and loving.
 
Diesel said:
I don't want to get g200 banned again he is allways so carring and loving.
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He's learned his lesson. I think this is evidenced by him switching his avatar from 50 Cent to Kanye West. ;)
 
semperfido said:
the more i see your avatar , the more i like it
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The trusty spotted home defender has already retired to her bed for the evening. This is where she will remain until I have to physically drag her downstairs and outside in the morning...:D

She's been a great dog and has been very good with the kids. Her breeder is the one who has supplied the dogs for all the 101 dalmation movies/promotions so I think that's why her temperament is so good.

Her middle name's "Dorothy," but we call her "Dotty..."
 
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Diesel said:
I don't want to get g200 banned again he is allways so carring and loving.
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C'mon Diesel..you know I care and have lots of love for you!

you enjoy all the Rudys Med platters you can eat sittin' in the Signature recliner waiting for the crew car to come back...

unlimited Rudys...what a perk!!....was that in the new contract?





;)
 
nope it's allways been the way it is.

Crew food is not a perk. It's a way to keep the planes running.

I don't wait for the crew car. Got a rental car tonight.

Of course i'm at my folks house... to bad they went to florida. Go figure.
 
Diesel--Keep on dissin' me an' I be poppin' a cap in yo craka a$$! (How's that G200? ;) )TC

P.S.--Sorry about taking the crew car at EWR last week. Had to go to Short Hills and check out the high dollar skankage... :D
 
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Diesel--Keep on dissin' me an' I be poppin' a cap in yo craka a$$! (How's that G200? ;) )TC

P.S.--Sorry about taking the crew car at EWR last week. Had to go to Short Hills and check out the high dollar skankage... :D
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I like it AA!!

SHORT HILLS!! a nice brunch at the Hilton and the best MILF's on the planet....I love it!

Dont get Diesel mad, without that crew car he might wind up sitting in the Citation eating his alloted Rudys (all he wants) instead of hitting the dollar menu at Taco Bell!!

Ever watch 3 frac guys divide a TGI Fridays check?? Its like a group of bluehairs at the early bird $3.99 buffett....."but matilda, I just had water...I get 30 cents back"
 
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Ever watch 3 frac guys divide a TGI Fridays check?? Its like a group of bluehairs at the early bird $3.99 buffett....."but matilda, I just had water...I get 30 cents back"
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ROTFLMAO ..... :D
 
You ever watch a corporate crew in the fbo? One is half asleep in the lazy boy trying to read through 3 inch bifocals. The other one is trying to figure out what they are going to do for the 6 hours they are sitting there and trying to scam the crew car so they can actually leave the fbo for an hour. Oh wait they have hat's? Lets see if we can buy the min fuel and maybe they can give us a shirt too.

I don't use the crew car. Some corp guy that barely buys fuel is allways taking it. :) Of course I'll either eat rudys or if in teb i enjoy a fine italian meal at the excellent restaurant right around street across from the banquet hall. Or i have my cousing tommy from passaic come pick me up for a meal.

And that skanage you talk about is just hairspray. It's an afrodisiac in NJ.
 
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. Some corp guy that barely buys fuel is allways taking it. :) .
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it is nice to never have to deal with buying fuel. i don't feel guilty in the least. pass that cost on to the "little people".
 
G200- Soooo poor so black
 
I make it a point to buy fuel at the mom and pop fbo's. Signature can suck it but the little fbo in kansas that's trying to make it's way. I'll buy as much fuel as I can to help them out.

Working for a small fbo fuel sales was a major part of our buisnes.
 
Agreed, Signature can stick it... They're just a ground support/fueling operation for f'n NetJets anyhow. :D
 
heck you guys get better treatment than we do at signature. They know you have a choice. We don't.
 
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G200- Soooo poor so black
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C'mon Diesel - you can do better than that - at least make this fun.

poor? black? - a little inappropriate but OK...

you must have me confused with a Netjet pilot humpin a fruit tray down the aisle of the Citation to his massa'?

2nd day of ground school....everyone repeat after me...."after per diem I make..."



;)
 
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"So poor so black" is a reference from Wolf Blitzer during hurricane Rita or whatever it is that cleaned up New Orleans. I didn't think it would go over your head.

Remember during your corp interview..."you are on the verge of making captain... that is unless we get a new ceo, get merged, sell a plane, get class action lawsuit against us, but you'll have plenty of days to work without a hard day off."
 
Diesel said:
"So poor so black" is a reference from Wolf Blitzer during hurricane Rita or whatever it is that cleaned up New Orleans. I didn't think it would go over your head.

Remember during your corp interview..."you are on the verge of making captain... that is unless we get a new ceo, get merged, sell a plane, get class action lawsuit against us, but you'll have plenty of days to work without a hard day off."
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Ahh...Wolf Blitzer. Dont watch much of him.... Yes, it went right over my head.....

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Have a good xmas Diesel!

(will that be in TEB,ASE,or PBI?) I heard Signature throws you guys a sweet buffett!!! -- free soda too, no Taco Bell or gratis water this year boys!

;)

and are you saying they lied to me? we are a CEO away from going fractional? shyte...you gotta understand Diesel - we dont dislike frac, we love them....a few 3rd tier managers riding on thier friends QS and reporting back the shotty a/c and airline level service is pure job security for us!


(really -- have a good holiday!)
 
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actually i'm off from the 23-29th. Just got my schedule for the next 5 years. Pretty sweet stuff.

Got 4th of july, turkey day, and new years off next year
Have to work xmass next year but the wife is low woman on the totum pole at fredex so i'm sure she will be working.

G200 is it going to be ASE, EGE, JAC or MYNN for christmass? Don't you have to get the CEO down to the islands or skiing with his new girlfriend for the holidays... don't let your arse get to sore from sitting in the hotel waiting for the ceo to decide to go home... or maybe just to another island.

Don't forget to call home on christmas. I'll be snuggled in my bed. :)

funny corp flight departments closing up and going fractional and the airline's crappy service is pure job security for us.

(really- Have a good christmas)
 
Diesel said:
actually i'm off from the 23-29th. Just got my schedule for the next 5 years. Pretty sweet stuff.

Got 4th of july, turkey day, and new years off next year
Have to work xmass next year but the wife is low woman on the totum pole at fredex so i'm sure she will be working.

G200 is it going to be ASE, EGE, JAC or MYNN for christmass? Don't you have to get the CEO down to the islands or skiing with his new girlfriend for the holidays... don't let your arse get to sore from sitting in the hotel waiting for the ceo to decide to go home... or maybe just to another island.

Don't forget to call home on christmas. I'll be snuggled in my bed. :)

funny corp flight departments closing up and going fractional and the airline's crappy service is pure job security for us.

(really- Have a good christmas)
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So I guess you can say we NEED each other???

Can we all feel the love and the Christmas spirit now?!



glad to hear you are home for the holidays.

(any yes, I am also)

be well.


:D
 
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jesus i need a hug.
 
hehehhehehe...This is entertaining. Kinda like being back on active duty and talking smack about the other services. But in the end, he who cruises premium cable with the remote control on one hand hand and a beer on other is King, Aim High! :P
 
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