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We have a winner...The difference is that is a crime, punishable by jail time, and she would probably get a restraining order. The other is just a bad decision.
Two words:After reading this, a couple of things come to mind:
1. Rapid depressuration is an emergency procedure. I refuse to put that skank mask on until I start turning blue.
2. At my next Cali' layover, I'll never look at the free airline crew complimentary hotel bicycle with intent to ride ever again.
That's good, but you can get away with two.
Put one on, then poor tabasco sauce all over it. THEN, put another one on top of that.
If one of those things breaks, SOMEBODY is gonna know it.
mmmmkay.trip down memory lane:
freshman year I come stumbling back to the dorm room to find my roommate with a girl. being the nice guy I am I crashed in the room across the hall as to let my roommate have a good time. before I crash though I'm in the dorm hall bathroom pissing out the nights beverages when the girl comes flying in naked and jumps into the showers screaming "holy sh!t it burns".
as it turns out my roommate went to do alittle "snacking" and the smell was just too much for him. so in his non sober state he grabbed a bottle of aftershave or colone and applied it to the said "smelly area".
for the next 4 year whenever I saw that girl around campus she always gave me this look
mmmmkay.
And that was relevant HOW?? :erm:
Jeez, LL... too early to be drunk posting!