Back to the job interview: These guys are just begging to be lied to. (Why do you want to work for us?; Why should we hire you?; What's your biggest weakness?; Tell me about a time when you made a mistake in an airplane?) What a crock! No serious job applicant is ever going to give an honest answer to any of those questions and the whole time they're telling you, Just relax; be yourself; we just want to get to know you. Then why are you asking me if I've ever broken an FAR?
I've been posting here for a few years, and just figured out how the quote thing works. Cool.
Mar's quote (above) answers a question that's been nagging at me for much of my career. Why didn't I get hired? I've been giving honest answers. I knew it was a mistake, but kept making it anyway.
I screwed that one up a long time ago. I went in for an interview at a freight operation. I was young, early on in the career. The interviewer, the chief pilot, asked me about my career aspirations at the time. Where did I want to be in five years? I answered honestly that I wanted to be flying heavy air tankers. Then he asked what the hell I was doing interviewing for the position with him, and sent me down the road.
I left thinking that perhaps honesty wasn't the best policy, but also relieved that I wouldn't be tied down with meaningful employment. Instead, I was still free to pursue that thankless no-benifits trashy lifestyle I had always dreamed about, without being stuck in a position that might have actually gone somewhere. My second and only other mistake, was failing to write that gentleman a thank-you letter for contributing in a positive way to my career.
When asked, "Have you ever broken a regulation," I try not to say, "Well, hell yes I have. Haven't you?" But it always slips out anyway.
"Biggest weakness? Dunno, chief. There are so many. Would you like me to concentrate on a specific one? I mean, the gambling isn't a weakness, it's more of a strength, if you're good at it, right? Masturbation is only a weakness if you're caught in public, and let's face it, shoplifting something that was a bad product is only in the public interest."
"Why should you hire me? Lordy, I don't know. I'm not the one doing the hiring. I oughtta say it's cause I'm so good looking, but you'd probably see right through that one, huh?" (Unamused look, subtle nodding, quizical stares between otherwise-stone-faced line guys and check airmen). "Well, look at it this way. I'm real friendly, I bathe twice a week, and you won't never catch me drunk on the job...again. I ain't dinged up no airplanes, and most folks like me well enough. You want more?" (subtle head-shakes all around).
"Tell you about mistakes I made, huh? Okay, but you ain't gonna hold it against me, right? I mean, sure, I shut off the fuel to both engines once, but I got it started again, and that's gotta count for something. And then there was the time when I had the bosses daughter on board and it was a long flight, and...did I ever tell you my autopilot story? Well,..."
Maybe Mar's on to something. I'll let you know. I heard yesterday that I may be standing in the unemployment line tomorrow.