JESUS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY LIMP-D1CKED, PANTY-WEARING AIRLINE PILOTS ON ONE THREAD.
Here's a novel concept: You be in charge when you check in and alleviate some of the decision making from those overworked, $7.00/hr high school grads.
Dude, that was harsh. Don't know who is running your dispatch, but we got some good people at SWA. We have highly paid people that aren't even dispatchers who watch connections all day. I got some good buddies over in dispatch that have degrees "who make 7 dollars an hour" that are cooler than most of the guys I have ever flown with.