Commander in chief loses cool points

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I wish I had a helicopter to bump my head on!! Give the man a break, it was his first ride and like many of us who've learned by our misfortunes-- he probably won't do that again; ouch!
 

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On Inauguration Day, even Bush admitted that he bumped his head a few times when he first took office. Heck, I've hit my head so many times on overhead panels I've lost count.
 

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Loses cool points? You have to be kidding me....he hit his head on the chopper...anyone could have done that.. Thank god our last president did not ever do anything dumb..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgRz-1CCb_A
 

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I was not aware that "curious George" was allowed any "cool points" to begin with....

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Loses cool points? You have to be kidding me....he hit his head on the chopper...anyone could have done that.. Thank god our last president did not ever do anything dumb..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgRz-1CCb_A
Excuse me, but cool points are not racist, political, homophobic, feminist, etc, etc. Why would I be kidding you? I do not care who you are, but when you smash your melon on something, you lose cool points. I assure you if Nelson from the Simpsons was watching, that would have merited a "HA Ha". Yes GWB did dumb things. This was documented over and over and over and over and over and.......you get the picture. Now you are quaking with anger when Obama smashes his gord on a door sill, and someone dares to point out the loss of cool points?? I like you Longhorn, and because I like you, I really need to warn you about MANLOVE. I have seen this strange phenomenon before in professional sports.
Puny, weak men feel a strange......sexual.....longings for say a large football player. That individual wants to be dominated and then wants to put on a little apron and make cupcakes for that large football player. It would seem that you would like to fill that role with Obama. Snap out of it man! When any man bangs his noggin on anything--it is a time for a real man to laugh at his discomfort and feel superior to him! Any other reaction is less than manly for God sakes! Remember in the world we live in "its not cruel if its funny".
 

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I wish I had a helicopter to bump my head on!! Give the man a break, it was his first ride and like many of us who've learned by our misfortunes-- he probably won't do that again; ouch!
Sorry, I must laugh heartily! Didn't you hear the sound effect that was made? By Odin's beard, that was rich! HA HA HAAA!
 

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On Inauguration Day, even Bush admitted that he bumped his head a few times when he first took office. Heck, I've hit my head so many times on overhead panels I've lost count.
Yes, and if I was there, I would not have been able to supress my mirth at your predicament my good fellow. I would have been compelled by the laws of MANLINESS to make sport of your unfortunate lack of coordination. I more than likely would have put my hands on my hips (with my thumbs facing backwards) and thrust my hips forward, and let out a large guffaw designed to belittle you. Sorry, but I am pretty sure its in the rule book we all were issued at the same time they issued us peni$e$.
 

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When any man bangs his noggin on anything--it is a time for a real man to laugh at his discomfort and feel superior to him! Any other reaction is less than manly for God sakes!
I would have been compelled by the laws of MANLINESS to make sport of your unfortunate lack of coordination.

..So, in other words, you're really insecure about your manhood. Check.
 

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For the record, I thought it was funny when he banged his head. The sound effects helped. He'll get used to climbing aboard Marine One. You know he felt like 2 inches aftre bumping his head. LOL. We all make a fool out of ourselves once in a while. Deli Guy included. :) (don't take the simle the wrong way, DG - LOL).
 

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I like Obama trying to get into the white house thru the window. Was classic !!
 

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Excuse me, but cool points are not racist, political, homophobic, feminist, etc, etc. Why would I be kidding you? I do not care who you are, but when you smash your melon on something, you lose cool points. I assure you if Nelson from the Simpsons was watching, that would have merited a "HA Ha". Yes GWB did dumb things. This was documented over and over and over and over and over and.......you get the picture. Now you are quaking with anger when Obama smashes his gord on a door sill, and someone dares to point out the loss of cool points?? I like you Longhorn, and because I like you, I really need to warn you about MANLOVE. I have seen this strange phenomenon before in professional sports.
Puny, weak men feel a strange......sexual.....longings for say a large football player. That individual wants to be dominated and then wants to put on a little apron and make cupcakes for that large football player. It would seem that you would like to fill that role with Obama. Snap out of it man! When any man bangs his noggin on anything--it is a time for a real man to laugh at his discomfort and feel superior to him! Any other reaction is less than manly for God sakes! Remember in the world we live in "its not cruel if its funny".
Deli, I agree with you but I dont get the sexual ref in your post...As for him hitting his head, sure, I laughed, and I thought it was funny....
 

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It's a sad pathetic individual to discribe "man love" in detail on a pilot forum.
 
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Deli, I agree with you but I dont get the sexual ref in your post...As for him hitting his head, sure, I laughed, and I thought it was funny....
The sexual reference was in response to what I saw as a possible case of MANLOVE on your part. Your post seemed indicative of a man who has fallen in love with Obama by your emphatic defense! Thank God it seems I was in error and you thought it was funny! I was getting worried......
 

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It's a sad pathetic individual to discribe "man love" in detail on a pilot forum.
Quite the opposite old bean! It is healthy and educational to talk about afflictions that cause less than manly behavior. Cool points are a very important subject. It was funny when GWB tried to give German Chancellor Merkel a back rub because he lost cool points. It was funny when Obama whacked his melon. If you try to defend him because you love him, that means you violate the age old rules of manhood which means you crack up when something like this happens. The fact that I have to explain this means you need to go rent some old John Wayne movies and get back in touch with your man roots.
 
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